Part 1: April Fools
"Hey man," Ezra said, backing up. "I didn't mean to take the last copy of DTL super mega world destruction, but I had been waiting just as long as you had, was it really necessary to come to my house with a pitchfork and..." He took some time to look behind the person he was talking to. He examined the vehicle they had arrived in, which seemed to be a van decked out in post-apocalypse props and gear. He gasped. "IS THAT THE AK-30 GENERAL CATFISH USED TO BLOW UP THE MISSILE THAT WAS FOLLOWING HIM AND THE THE CREW?!" The angered fan that had came to confront him suddenly gasped and glomped Ezra, both of them falling onto the entrance floor with a thud. "I thought you wouldn't notice. BOOK HIM BOYS." With that command, 3 guys, each wearing a different colored sailor's hat, kicked the back door of the van and marched through the door of the house, stomping right over Ezra and the stranger that suddenly attacked him. "W-What's going on?! Who are you people?!" Ezra cried as he desperately tried to get what he assumed was the group leader off him. "YOU'RE NOT GOIN ANYWHERE, EZRA!" This person said, and he pushed Ezra down with as much force Ezra was trying to escape with. Ezra struggled, but to no prevail. Suddenly, he got an idea. He gave the suspect a quick knee to the groin, which made them jump off Ezra as high as a cat would when met with water. "HEY DUDE," This person said, and suddenly, the tone in their voice changed. It got deeper and a lot more... menacing. "WOT THE FOCK WOZ THAT FOR?" Wait. Ezra thought. I know that voice. "D-Danny?" He stuttered. "AHAHA APRIL FOOLS HO!" The leader said, yanking off the mask to reveal a dude with pink hair, blue eyes, and big lips. His three goons also began laughing maniacally, pulling off their mask the same way he did. There stood a girl with blue hair, big eyebrows, and a nose piercing, another dude with brown hair, brown eyes, and a diamond earring, and another girl, this time with curly hair, glasses, and lip piercing. "ROBIN? RONALD?? BECK???" They all posed when their name was called, and Danny sighed. "Dude, you really fell for it?" Robin with the big eyebrows said. "AH! The look on your face was priceless!!1!!" Ronald with the brown eyes said. "And the way you struggled when I jumped on you? Oh gosh!!" Danny, ya'know, with the pink hair, began holding his stomach, wheezing. Ezra rushed over to him, patting his back really hard to get that extra pain in there. "Well, of course I knew it was my fucking goofy ass boyfriend I wouldn't have struggled." Ezra said with a wink. Danny stood back up and combed his fingers threw Ezra red hair, from roots to ends. Ezra hugged him, and Danny did the same, kissing him on the cheek. "Ok um.. guys can you stop being gay for a second? The door's wide open and.." Robin came closer to whisper to them. "You guys have an audience." She pointed to the door, and they both slowly to watch as many of Ezra's neighbors had been watching through the doorway.
And that's where we'll leave it folks! Happy April fools!! See ya.
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