Tyler: *grabs a basket and roams around the aisles* I hate shopping here. *bumps into someone* S-sorry!

John: *turns around* Oh it's no problem! *smiles*

Tyler: *blushes*

John: *looks at him and tilts his head* You look familiar.

Tyler: *squeaks* W-what?

John: *laughs* Sorry to spook you. I know, I know. Town homeless man right? *grabs a box of cereal* Sorry to bother you, I know I kinda make people uncomfortable.

Tyler: You're poor?

John: Not anymore! I'm comfortable now, but I have made a name for myself.

Tyler: Are you okay?

John: *raises an eyebrow and smiles* Yes? What about you? I've never seen anyone who's so concerned with my well being... well besides my spouses.

Tyler: *winces a bit* Oh, you're married? *looks at the shelves*

John: yes, to two beautiful people!

Tyler: *tries grabbing the jar* I'm married to five.

John: *helps him and gives it to him* That's great! Wanna do shopping together?

Tyler: *blushes a bit* S-sure!

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Angelo: Oh my baby! *kisses everywhere on Tyler's face*

Lucifer: What took you so long?!

Felix: I told you I should've went with him!

Nat: We were so worried!

Tyler: I'm okay! I'm okay! I was only gone for... *checks the time* 8 hours?!

Angelo: *sniffs him* Tyler, why do you smell weird?

Tyler: *blushes a bit* I met John!!

Felix+Nat: John?! *looks at each other*

Nat: I know John.

Felix: Who's John?!

Lucifer: Fucking Camila!

Angelo: *gasps* You had sex?!

Tyler: What? No! He was really nice and gave me all the attention!!

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