Michael Jr: *eating potato chips*

Shadow: *watching him*

Michael Jr: *drinks his orange juice*

Shadow: You need a boyfriend.

Michael Jr: *raises an eyebrow* I'm pan.

Shadow: *deadpans* Hi pan, you need a significant other in your life.

Michael Jr: Why? I'm comfortable with being single.

Nat: *pops up* No no no no! Everyone should be paired up! Let's take you out for dates!

Shadow: *gasps* Let me make you a dating profile!!

Michael Jr: Oh god.

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They do :)