Jamey: It's been awhile since I visited. *holds out Flowers* Happy Mother's Day.

Scarlet: *takes them* Thank you. *hugs him*

Jamey: *hugs back and strokes her hair*

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Jamey: *watching them* .... I don't like this alternate universe.

Faz: Is that your mother?

Jamey: Yeah...

Faz: Hold on. Don't you at least have a picture of her?

Jamey: Yes, but.. I keep it hanged in the closet.

Faz: Oh! We should have a portrait painted of her! And hang it over the mantle!

Jamey: Faz.

Faz: Then when you pass by it, you'll be reminded of her and say good morning.

Jamey: .... Faz.

Faz: Hm?

Jamey: I'll start crying if I do that.

Faz: It's okay to cry.

Jamey: Yeah well.. *mumbles and buries his face into him*

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Felix: How come your with Linda?!

John: She never cheated on me so I'm still with her.

Felix: *huffs*

John: Who are you with?

Felix: I'm probably still a God.

John: and I'm human.

Felix: We'll never meet.

John: We'll never become demons.

Felix: We won't get married!

John: We.. won't have kids.

Felix: We won't meet Natty and Mikey!

John: We won't have Ester as our housekeeper/possibly lover on the side.

Felix: I won't meet Tyler!!

John: That can happen?!

Felix: Maybe!! This is no trauma au!!

John: Dear God.

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