Amelio: *grumbling*

Allie: *pulls up his sunglasses* What's wrong? Why won't you enjoying your mud bath?

Amelio: am I not man enough for him?!

Allie: *sighs* Your still worrying about that? It's puberty bitch.

Amelio: Oh yeah?! How would you know?! You're still going through puberty! All of us are! I have a beard!!

Allie: *sipping his ice tea* You need to relax.

Amelio: *sinks down, huffing*

Allie: Drink some tea!

Amelio: No.

Allie: Long island ice tea then.

Amelio: I don't know what that is!!

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Amelio: *drunk, sipping his fifth long island ice tea* And-and-and Allie! Alllllie.

Allie: *changing bathing suits* What?

Amelio: *hiccups* And theeen, I-I-I said.... Uh... I don't remember what I... said! *giggles and leans against the door*

Allie: *rolls eyes and looks at him* Aren't you gonna change?

Amelio: *gasps* Don't be s-so-so forward Allie! *hiccups and drinks more*

Allie: You're super depressing, you know that? *takes away the drink*

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Koda: Welcome back! How was the spa?

Shadow: We missed you! I can't believe you chose Allie instead of me!

Allie: Super relaxing! *hugs him*

Amelio: Super stressful.

Koda: *kisses everywhere on his face, hugging back tight* I will forever be by your side.

Amelio: Where's my kiss?

Shadow: Didn't you hear me?! I can't believe you chose Allie instead of me! *huffs*

Amelio: Aww I'm sorry. If it makes you feel better, the whole trip, I wanted to jump out of the four story window and splatter myself all over the sidewalk concrete.

Shadow: That.. doesn't.

Amelio: Ah. Well then I apologize.

Allie: He's drunk. I made him drink long island ice teas.

Shadow: Why? *grabs his face*

Allie: He wouldn't relax! He was so stressed!

Koda: Yikes.

Amelio: Mm not drunk. *hugs Shadow and kisses his cheek*

Shadow: *snuggles him* You smell drunk.

Amelio: *boops his nose* I love yoooou.

Shadow: I love you too~

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Amelio: If you're gonna have a boner for my dad, then I'm gonna get a boner for yours!

Shadow: What?!

Amelio: *pushes his face against his* Yeah! I mean all three of your dad's pretty hot. Plus your brother ain't a bad looker. *wiggles his eyebrows*

Shadow: *pushes his face away* ugh gross. And I-I don't get a boner for your dad! I get a Boner for Koda's dad. That man is absolutely ripped.

Amelio: I know! He's my uncle, but damn, he's got a toned ass.

Jerry: *in the middle, propping his self up with his elbows* He's pretty hot~

Amelio: *jumps*

Shadow: *yelps and looks at Jerry*

Amelio: Mom?!

Jerry: Yes? *looks at him*

Amelio: What are you doing here?!

Jerry: *gets up* I came to bring in brownies, but you guys were too busy talking about how great Jamey is. You know he's super hung.

Amelio: *blushing red* Should you be talking to us about this?

Shadow: *hiding himself behind Amelio, completely embarrassed*

Jerry: *shrugs* I'm bored. *pouts*

Amelio: why don't you get a job?

Jerry: I tried! I was a cop before you were born, but I was really reckless and got shot a lot. Your dad won't let me back on.

Amelio: *gasps* You were a cop?!

Jerry: Yep! And I kinda still am. You know the days where I go to my "yoga classes?" I'm really dressed up as a woman and go to the police force.

Amelio: what was your fake name?

Jerry: *shrugs* I dunno. I can't remember!

Shadow: *groans, burying himself in Amelio's back*

Amelio: O-oh right! Mom get out.

Jerry: *huffs* Fine! No brownies for you then!

Amelio: Nooo, I still want them.

Jerry: *sticks his tongue out at them and takes the brownie plate away, slamming the door behind him*

Amelio: .... drama queen. *pulls Shadow close* sorry about that.

Shadow: C-can we have sex? T-to forget about everything?

Amelio: sure! *jokingly* Just don't imagine me as my dad.

Shadow: ..... You look so much like him though.

Amelio: *blinks* I'm getting a haircut then.

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He will get a haircut, no joke