Allie: y'know, I think you guys are mean.

Amelio: *gasps* What?! Us? No way! *pushes Koda over and sits in the beanbag chair*

Koda: Ah you bitch. *kicks the beanbag over*

Shadow: *snickers*

Amelio: Don't laugh at me!

Allie: This is exactly what I'm talking about. *tsks and sits in the beanbag chair, over Amelio* I'm so upset.

Amelio: get your fat ass off me!

Koda: It's not fat! It's beautifully round!

Shadow: and squishy!

Koda: You felt his ass??

Amelio: *groaning* When you weren't looking!

Koda: *sits in the beanbag next to Allie* You, shut up.

Amelio: *wheezes* I. Can't. Breathe.

Shadow: Stop it! You're killing my husband.

Amelio: Husband? *lifts the beanbag chair with his tentacles*

Koda: *falls on the ground* fuck!

Allie: *falls on him* double fuck!

Shadow: oh. Nevermind.

Amelio: no no no. You called me your husband!

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