Amelio: Mooom! I'm absolutely in love with Shadwo.

Jerry: That's great baby!

Amelio: I know. *grins*

Jerry: Now do what I do and play hard to get. Make sure you have him wrapped around your finger.

Amelio: Like you and dad? And papa?

Jerry: Damn right! *spanks Max*

Max: *fumbles with his coffee mug and pouts at Jerry* You almost made me drop my coffee.

Jerry: Sorry! *clings onto Coal's back* Kitty ride!

Coal: No. *just stands there*

Jerry: Booooooo, Let me give you both a Bj.

Coal: K.

Max: I'm hungry! *holds up a plate* Do it while I'm eating!

Amelio: okay!!

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Amelio: How do I make Shadow smell like me? I can't really wear his clothing.

Jerry: Pee on him!! Or his clothing

Amelio: Right!

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Shadow: Amelio!! *wipes his mouth*

Amelio: what? It was in the heat of the moment!

Shadow: Ugh!! I hate you!!

Amelio: I'm sorry!!

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Amelio: he got angry at me.

Jerry: Wear him down. *props his legs up on Max*

Amelio: What are you doing?

Jerry: They lost bets to me!

Max: Never bet with your mother.

Coal: *deadpanning with a leash around him* I'm the actual pet.

Jerry: *smiles*

Amelio: oooh.