Michael Jr: *holding flowers and rings his doorbell*

Jack: *opens the door* Oh hello!

Michael Jr: *blushes a bit* Oh hi! Y-you look exactly like your profile pic! *gives him the flowers*

Jack: *laughs a bit* I know! I look great right? *smiles and moves to the side and smells the flowers* Mm~

Michael Jr: *enters his room* So uh.. are we gonna.. have our date in your house?

Jack: It's apartment and yes.

Michael Jr: *looks at himself* Kinda look silly for wearing a tuxedo. *sits on his couch*

Jack: *looks him up and down* Yeah your right. *laughs a bit* I'm just kidding! You look great! *turns off the lights*

Michael Jr: *blinks at all the stars on the ceiling*

Jack: Isn't it beautiful? I looove the solar system. So much we know, but we only scratched the surface. It goes sooo much deeper.

Michael Jr: *looks at him* Y-yeah?

Jack: Yeah. *sits next to him* Are we doing a one time thing orr trying for a permanent thing?

Michael Jr: I.. what?

Jack: *groans* Boy you are dense. Sex or not?!

Michael Jr: What?! N-no! I don't want sex!

Jack: *whines* Why not?! We're both clean! And you looks so hot in that tuxedo makes me wanna strip you down and let you take me up against the-

Michael Jr: *pushes him away* Please stop. I wanted a date, not a one night stand.

Jack: **leans back* Ugh, I rarely go outside anymore, why should I? All I need is mah phone.

Michael Jr: ... I just realized, did you just say we're both clean? That's an odd thing to say.

Jack: *laughs a bit nervously* Y-you're weird! Hey! How about I suck your dick, that counts for something right? I heard I suck pretty good~

Michael Jr: ... Do you have a job?

Jack: Whaaaat? Of course I do!

Michael Jr: *raises an eyebrow*

Jack: *sighs* I'm a prostitute okay??

Michael Jr: *jumps up and backs up* Okay, this date is over.

Jack: Aw c'mon! It won't hurt you!

Michael Jr: You're gonna give me a disease. *opens the door and leaves*

Jack: Um ouch? I would've only given you STDs!!

Michael Jr: *shudders from the hallway* I'm getting off online dating.

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Shadow: Okay, We're deleting yoir account. *gets on the computer.

Nat: I'm so so so so sorry!!

Michael Jr: *drying himself off with a towel* Unclean.

Nat: *looks at Shadow*

Shadow: *hums and clicks a button* There, it's gons.

Michael Jr: Thank fuck! *puts on boxers* I'm getting food after this terrible day.

Nat: Again, I'm so sor-

Michael Jr: It's okay. I'm just gonna go to the fast food restaurant that's a block away and I'll pick something up for you guys.

Shadow: Smoothie!

Nat: Chicken nuggets!

Michael Jr: *laughs a bit*