Felix: *tears up* I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!

John: Felix! You don't mean that!

Felix: *starts crying* I don't!! *hugs him tight* Don't leave me!!

John: *sighs and hugs back* I'm not leaving you.

Felix: Then why are you leaving?! *sobs harder and buries his face in his chest*

John: I just wanted to get the mail.

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Tyler: *cuddles into John's side*

Felix: *cuddling into John's side*

John: *cuddling into them both*

Felix: *hums happily* Ty, let's double fuck John.

Tyler: *blushes* What?

John: Felix! This is cuddle time!

Felix: But I want Anal!

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Alien au

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Felix: You hog him constantly!

Tyler: *rubbing his full belly* Y-you hid him from me!

Felix: Yeah, but this is now! *pulls John away* My turn! *opens his mouth*

John: *churrs and shoves his tentacle dick in* You humans are so fun~

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Jerry: I rarely see Felix anymore. *cooes at Alien baby Amelio*

Amelio: *giggles at him*

Max: That's because they're having constant sex with John.

Jerry: How do you know?

Max: *shows him his phone*

Jerry: *blushes at the videos and photos* you have phones?!

Max: It's basic alien tech.

Jerry: Holy shit, Felix can take a lot.

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Felicia: Sit on my face.

Josephina: I already did!

Felix: I love your ass~ Suffocate me like you did last time~

Taylor: *blushing, hiding her face*

Josephina: *rolls eyes* No, it's Taylor's turn.

Felix: She's not gonna use your ass! She's gonna suffocate in your boobs!

Taylor: *laughs a bit still blushing* I do love your boobs.

Josephina: Ugh. Fine. *hugs Taylor and looks at Felicia*

Felicia: *gets excited and hugs her waist*

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Felix: *covered in blood* Don't be afraid Johnny! I protected us!!

John: *backed up against a wall, looking at him terrified*

Felix: *leans up to him* I would never do anything to you! I love you! I love you so much! *grabs his face, smiling* Do you love me?

John: *gags a bit at the smell of blood* I-I-

Felix: *face goes dark* Do you love me?!

John: Y-yes! I-I love you!!

Felix: Oh Johnny! I love you too! *kisses him hard and hugs him close, getting blood all over him*

John: *shudders and kisses back slowly*

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Asylum au

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John: So you have two personalities?

Felix: *shakes his head* I am two people.

John: So you're two people. How do I know you're not making it up?

Felix: ..............

John: *waits for an answer*

Felix: *blinks at him* Alright, I'll show him. *smiles at him and defuses with Tyler*

John: *jumps* You are two people!

Tyler: *smiles and waves at him*

Felix: *laughs and his voice grows dark* I told you. *hugs him* I would never lie to you!

John: *hugs back* Y-yeah. You wouldn't.

Tyler: I want hugs too!

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