Lucifer: How much sex did you do last night?!

Angelo: Once!!

Jerry: he did pee on me afterwards.

Lucifer: shut up! I'm angry with you too!

Jerry: and I peed on him back-

Lucifer: SHUT UP!

Jerry: oh, why are you so angry anyways?! You fucked my maxi! I can fit both my arms in his ass plus Coal's arm!!

Coal: it was reeeeeally hot.

Angelo: That's twice now.

Lucifer: *growls and punches a hole in the wall*

Felix: Hey!!

Lucifer: Fine! We're even!!! I don't ever want you doing it again!

Angelo: ok-

Jerry: Wait a second! You are not even! You fucked Max twice! That means Angelo has to fuck me again! *grabs him and kisses him*

Angelo: *glances at Lucifer before kissing back and pulling his hair*

Jerry: *deepens it, squeezing his ass*

Lucifer: *pushes them apart* FUCK NO! *grabs Angelo growling*

Jerry: *licks his lips* Fine! But I'm stealing kisses the next time we meet!

Lucifer: I don't care! I'm gonna spend weeks getting your smell off of him!! *growls and takes Ellie, going back through a portal he just made*

Angelo: Bye!!

Jerry: Bye mommy!!

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Lucifer: *puts Ellie on the throne* You're in charge Ellie!!

Ellie: Yay!! Murder everyone!!

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Lucifer: *pulls on his chain, slamming into him roughly* You. Are. Mine!!

Angelo: *moaning out* y-yours!! Y-yours!!

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Angelo: *exhausted* w-what are you gonna do to Jerry?

Lucifer: Feed him to the dogs.

Angelo: *gasps* you're gonna kill him?

Lucifer: Not anymore, I'm just gonna get the hounds to fuck him till he births more hounds.

Angelo: *scrunches up his face* That's gross and cruel.

Lucifer: Exactly.

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Yeah