Jerry: *giggling phasing through the walls*

Max: *chasing him* C'mon! That was a really expensive camera!

Jerry: *stops in a room*

Brody: Oh! Hi Jerry!

Alex: *holding his head and looks up*

Jerry: Smile! *takes their picture*

Max: *pants, stopping at the room and looks inside* Alex!!

Alex: Max? *rubs his head* My head hurts, can we go home?

Brody: You probably don't want him to fall asleep.

Max: Oh shit. What happened? *walks over*

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Jamey: Rock paper scissors-

Faz: Shoot! *throws scissors*

Jamey: *throws rock*

Faz: Cheater! Nobody wins 12 times in a row!

Jamey: I've been practicing.

Max: *knocks on the wall*

Faz: *jumps and looks at the doorway, squinting his eyes* Max?

Max: Hey! *carrying Alex on his back*

Faz: Alex! *gets up and runs over, hugging them* Let's go home! I'm tired and scared!

Max: We still have to find the others.

Faz: *pouts and holds onto his shirt*

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Mike: *pushes John* You go down there.

John: *pushes him back* Ladies first.

Mike: You go.

John: No you go.

Felix: How about both of you go? *pushes them closer to the basement door*

John: I... still have a lot to live for.

Mike: I'm not giving up donuts for this.

John: It's amazing how much you have a donut obsession.

Mike: It's amazing how much you suck.

John: *punches him in the shoulder*

Mike: *punches him back* That hurt! *laughs a bit*

Nat: *watching them* What's a donut?

Mike: *gasps* Only the best thing ever! *starts talking about them*

John: Wow.

Felix: Are you guys gonna go down in the basement?

John: Nah.

Tyler: Weak.

John: Then you go down there!

Tyler: *squeaks* N-no thanks.

Felix: I'm pretty sure are corpses are down there.

John: They would be skeletons by now.

~ A little while later ~

Mike: And that's why glazed donuts are my favorite.

Nat: Wow.

John: So besides that whole talk. How did you guys die?

Nat: I died in a car accident. I wasn't watching where I was going and crashed into another car. Then my spirit got lost and ended up here.

John: *nods and looks at Felix*

Felix: I was killed by the gods. My sister "accidentally" told them I was gonna take over their positions or whatever and they killed me. I've been stuck here ever since.

Mike: Holy shit!

Tyler: I was the richest kid in existence. Bad people broke into our house and suffocated me in my sleep. This is actually my house!

John: Wow and that explains all the rooms. And why the kitchen is so big. And the bedrooms. Basically this whole ass mansion

Mike: God... that's awful.

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Jerry: *taking pictures*

Max: God, where are they?

Brody: Maybe they're in the library.

Jamey: No, they're past that.

Faz: *looking around*

Max: ..... Alright! I'll say it! Why are you guys here anyways?

Jamey: Duh, we died and our spirits couldn't cross over.

Max: How did you die?

Jerry: Thanks for asking! I was raped and killed!

Max: *winces*

Jamey: *pushes his face away* I was murdered for being gay.

Faz: That's awful!

Brody: ... I was burned alive. They found out I was a vampire.

Max: ..... When were you guys born?

Jamey: 1940's

Jerry: 19......55!

Brody: *shrugs* I'm a vampire. I don't know.

Max: Damn-

John: Fucking finally! *gets up and stretches*

Felix: Hey guys!

Jamey: Sup.

Mike: Alright! Let's go home before we all die!

Max: Can you drive us to the hospital?

Mike: ...... Alright.

John: Good. I have no method of transportation.

Max: *looks at Jerry* I'll let you keep the camera on one condition.

Jerry: You want me to have sex with you?

Max: *blushes red* No! Will you take care of our car? Alex drove us in it, but since he's probably in a coma- can you watch it until tomorrow?

Jerry: Sure!

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Murders!!