Karl: I have the perfect disguise.

Link: Why are you wearing a mustache?

Karl: Watch this! *puts on a hat*

Link: *sighs* Why do I put up with you?

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Karl: Excuse me. *taps Allie's shoulder*

Allie: *turns around* Yes?

Karl: *clears his throat and holds out a card* Federal boob inspector! I'm gonna need to see those breasts.

Allie: *deadpans* I'm not falling for this again. *takes out a card reader and takes the card, scanning it*

Karl: Uh-

Allie: *blinks when it accepts it* Ah! It is real! *huffs* I don't know why you keep hassling me. *pulls up his shirt*

Karl: *freezes* I... I think I died and went to heaven.

Amelio: .... allie what are you doing?

Allie: *looks at Amelio* The inspector wanted to check my boobs! His card checks out.

Amelio: *blinks slowly and pulls down Allie's shirt* That's a fake.

Allie: *gasps* He made it?!

Amelio: Duh!

Karl: Uh.. *has his mustache fall off* ....damnit. Stupid stick on.

Allie: *gasps* Karl!!

Karl: Well it was nice when it lasted. *runs off*

Amelio: You asshole! You're lucky Koda's not here!! He's sick?!

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Link: Did it work?

Karl: *dazed* Dude, I have so much spanking material.

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This is too much fun