Sax: Fuck you!

Jackie: Fuck me yourself you coward!

Sax: you know what?! I fucking will! *jumps him*

Jackie: *screams out*

Jax: *points a spoon at them* Hey! Keep it PG!!!

Danny: *sips his tea* They won't.

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Jerry: You like coffee?

Danny: *holding a hot mug* This is hot pepsi. *sips it*

Jerry: Gross.

Danny: You suck cat dick.

Jerry: You have a zombie dick.

Danny: You are a dick.

Jerry: You're a bigger dick.

Danny: You're right. I do have a bigger dick.

Jerry: Oh you asshole!

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Jerry: *beams at Danny* Can I call you Frankenstein?

Danny: no

Jerry: aw boo!

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Carmey: Mom, Dad. I'm gay.

Jerry: We know?

Max: Yeah? You brought like five girlfriends in the past month.

Carmey: I'm experimenting!!

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Amelio: Maybe I should experiment.

Shadow: you better fucking not.

Amelio: Why?~ you might get jealous?~

Shadow: Because your my boyfriend and we're not in an open relationship!

Amelio: I know~ I just love watching you rant.

Shadow: Ugh you sick weirdo.

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Jerry: Oh my god! What if I like became a camboy?

Max: You already are.

Jerry: What?

Max: I upload our sex videos to pornhub, I get lots of mooooooooney.

Jerry: *eyes widen* WHAT?!

Max: *chuckles* You thought I did~

Jerry: *blushes* Shut up!

Max: Thought you'd be more into it.

Jerry: *holds his face* It's you I'm worried about. I don't give a crap about me. But I don't want anyone taking you.

Max: ....... babe..... Did you just call yourself crap?

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