Jerry: What's that?

Max: It's not a what. It's a who! *holding a baby with light blue hair* It's me and Jamey's love child!

John: *gasps* You said it was our love child!

Jerry: What.

Max: I cheated on you with Jamey!

Jerry: But you cheated me with John.

John: you cheated on me with Jamey?

Max: damn straight!

Jerry: Well I guess it's time I told you, I started three other families with Faz, Felix and Alex.

Max: What?

Faz: He's such a good lover~

Felix: I love his fat ass. *shrugs*

John: I thought you loved me!

Felix: I do! If it makes you feel better, Tyler refused.

Tyler: I could never!

John: *hugs Tyler sobbing* I knew you wouldn't.

Alex: Babe are you ready to go home?

Jerry: Yes babe!

Max: Alex!

Alex: Max!

Max: I knew you would come steal my wife away!

Alex: It was easy once you cheated.

Coal: I never knew!

Max: Ooh. Sorry.

Jerry: Yikes.

Carmey: in the divorce, I want neither parents. Take me to a foster home.

Jerry: I'm taking Amelio.

Max: What?? You're not taking the child.

Amelio: No I can now form full sentences and will now go and live with my lover shadow.

Jerry: *gasps* You're full grown!

Amelio: *peaces out*

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