Ellie: I want it! I want it! I want it!! *screams*

Damien: *slams his coffee mug down* Damnit alright!! Get the damn cookie!! *gives her a dollar*

Ellie: *stops and takes it, skipping over to the cookies*

Angelo: I'm really sorry hon. She really wanted to come.

Damien: *sighs, growling* Was I this insufferable?

Angelo: She gets it from her father.

Damien: *deadpans* I can tell.

Angelo: But you also get it from Lucy.

Damien: Why did you ever marry dad?

Angelo: He's sexy, plus he really cares about me.

Damien: Mom I've seen the way he treats all of us. Jamey was right.

Angelo: Now hush! I love your father and I know for a fact he loves me.

Damien: Sure, that's why he had sex with Max twice.

Angelo: Well I did have sex with Jerry and he's my so-

Damien: *covers his mouth* Stop. I don't wanna hear about what you did with my brother.

Angelo: Muffled: Half brother

Ellie: *comes back* I got a really pretty one! *holds it up to Angelo*

Damien: *takes his hand off*

Angelo: Oh! That's so pretty and sparkly!! Are you gonna give be a bite?

Ellie: Well... okay! *shoves the cookie in his mouth*

Angelo: *bites it off* Mmm! Yummy! What about your brother? He did buy it for you.

Ellie: *looks at Damien*

Damien: *looks at her back*

Ellie: Hmm... fiiiiiiiine. *tears off a tiny piece and gives it to him*

Damien: Gee thanks. Just what I always wanted, a crumb. *holds it up and flicks it at her*

Ellie: Meanie!

Damien: She-devil.

Ellie: Jerk!

Damien: Brat!

Angelo: *smiling, watching them*

Jake: *pokes his head from the bags of clothing* Did my food come yet?

Angelo: Ah... we ate it.

Jake: *covers his face* Nooooooo.

Angelo: I forgot you were there honestly.

Jake: Most people do.

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Jake was just there to hold their shit