Mel: This is my boyfriend Flaz.

Flaz: *waves hi*

Mel: and this is his boyfriend Tammy.

Tammy: *smiles*

Mel: and his boyfriend Loren.

Loren: *deadpanning*

Mel: and his boyfriend Zachary.

Zachary: *blushing* I didn't agree to thi-

Mel: and we're all dating.

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Flaz: Stupid Mel!! *slams the door*

Tammy: *floats up to him and hugs him* What's wrong?

Flaz: He won't give me attention! It's work work work and more work! At least when he was working he would pee on me!

Tammy: *pats his head and kisses his cheek* I'll give you attention! I can pee on you.

Flaz: *kisses his cheek* I can always count on you Tammy!

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Mel: I'm sorry, I've been so caught up with work, I wasn't thinking about you. *kisses Flaz's cheek*

Flaz: *kisses his back* Fine, I'll forgive you, but you're buying me dinner.

Mel: Deal.

Marshall: This is so gay.