Felix: I want all the servants in the world Tyler!! I want them all!!

Tyler: *swallows* Uh.. sadly my king.. um there aren't many in this area. We only have them.

John: *deadpans* Are we not good enough for you or something?

Felix: You're mean! At least the other two let me have sex with them.

John: I have a fiancé back home.

Felix: Lies!

John: *rolls eyes*

Nat: *laughs a bit nervously* How about I get you some wine?

Felix; Ah yes! Thank you! See?? Why can't you be more like Natty?!

Tyler: Because he puts up with you?

Mike: Mutters: He's just being polite. *sighs* Let me get you some food then.

Tyler: Thank you Mike.

John: And I'll stand here doing nothing.

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I'm making John an a-hole for awhile. It breaks down when his fiancé gets married to someone else. You know the one ☝️