Amelio: as your friend, I think you have a problem.

Allie: *looking at himself in the mirror with the wedding dress on* I do not!

Amelio: You only met the guy.

Allie: *deadpans* We've been going out for three weeks.

Amelio: Exactly!! You're only a child! *leans dramatically on the bed* Can't you see?! It can never be! Child marriage is illegal!

Allie: I'm 16!

Amelio: You're the youngest of us all! The litter, the baby, the baby with the biggest tits I've ever seen!

Allie: *covers them* They're not for you!

Amelio: Ha! I wish they were.

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Shadow: Does it really help you focus? *watches Koda*

Koda: *squeezes Allie's boobs* yes.

Allie: *preens, shuddering*

Amelio: Why don't you just unclip his bra and go at it?

Allie: n-no way! He's only on second base. Kissing and groping.

Shadow: That's not how that works... but okay..

Amelio: Let's grope each other babe! *winks at shadow*

Shadow: No.

Amelio: Aw but babe!

Shadow: *blushes a bit* I'm not your babe.

Amelio: But baby! I love you! You're my sweetheart! You're my-

Shadow: *blushes and buries his face in his book* Please stop!

Amelio: *pouts* Okay.

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Shadow: Ugh. *rubs his horns*

Amelio: *comes up to him* Hey!

Shadow: Mm. *takes out his lunch*

Amelio: So why are we sitting here out in the open? We usually eat inside.

Shadow: I can't stand Koda and allie anymore.

Amelio: Jealous?

Shadow: What?! No! Why you-

Amelio: Hey! Hey hey! It's okay, I'm jealous too.

Shadow: How so?!

Amelio: They have a healthy relationship. I want one too.

Shadow: How can you have a healthy relationship if you cuuuuu- oooh.. sorry.

Amelio: It's okay. *traces patterns on the table* You're right anyways. There's no way I can have a healthy stable relationship with my mental stability. But I'm willing to try.

Shadow: *looks down* We're all broken inside, what's the point in trying?

Amelio: Hm, to give hope. *holds his hand out* I wanna be your hope. Will you be mine?

Shadow: ... is this your way of asking me out?

Amelio: Maybe.

Shadow: you know I'm damaged.

Amelio: So am I.

Shadow: I'll nag you.

Amelio: *laughs a bit* So does everyone else.

Shadow: I might push you around.

Amelio: Nobody's perfect.

Shadow: What if I drive you away?

Amelio: I'll take a detour and drive myself back in.

Shadow: What if-

Amelio: *shushes him* I have enough patience to try. *gets up and sits beside him* If you'll let me.

Shadow: *looks at him and sighs* What have I got to lose?

Amelio: *squishes his cheek against Shadow's* Your heart. Your dignity-

Shadow: Don't make me regret it.

Amelio: That's my job!! *lands a big kiss on his cheek* love you!!

Shadow: Ew gross! You slobbered all over me!

Amelio: Here let me clean it off. *sticks our his tongue*

Shadow: No no no no- *pushes him away*

Amelio: *grins and hugs him tight*

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Allie: I think they're gonna be fine.

Koda: How would you know?

Allie: *grins* Look at them!

Amelio: *snuggling into him*

Shadow: *unconsciously snuggling him back, while reading his books*

Koda: Fair point, but will Amelio be enough yo subdue the beast?

Allie: Amelio is a beast though. Monster wise. They're both monsters!

Koda: Completely fair point!