Amelio: Allie!! Yo allie!!

Allie: *jumps and squeezes his coat tighter* H-Hi Ami!!

Amelio: Whatcha got there? *trying to look*

Allie: N-nothing!

Shadow: *walks in* What are you stooges doing?

Amelio: Allie has something!

Allie: N-no I don't!!

Koda: *walks to them* Allie has something?

Allie: *whines and pulls on his ears* No I don't!!

Amelio: Ah-ha! *pulls open his coat*

Allie: *squeaks*

Shadow: *eyes widen*

Koda: *blushes and looks away*

Amelio: Holy shi-

Allie: Ami! *pulls his coat away*

Amelio: You have ginormous-

Allie: I know!

Amelio: But you-

Allie: I know!!

Amelio: How even-

Allie: I got them from my mom!! *covers them back up, sitting in his seat and covers his head*

Shadow: Are they real?

Allie: Yes! You'd think I'd fake these?!

Koda: so uh.. you *clears his throat* Started puberty?

Allie: Duh! *huffs and pouts* I hate myself.

Amelio: *gasps* I cannot believe what I am hearing Allie! You should never hate yourself!! Never never never! Embrace your boobs! You're lucky! You're practically the biggest person here.

Allie: *blushes a bit* Really?

Shadow: THAT made you feel better?!

Koda: Y-yeah! Y-you look great!

Allie: Thanks! I do feel better!

Amelio: One question though.

Allie: Hm? *looks at him*

Amelio: Can I... touch them?

Shadow: If he's touching them, I wanna touch them!

Koda: Um guys?

Allie: No!

Teacher: A wise choice Allie. *pulls on Shadow's ear and Amelio's ear* You two. For sexual harassment, detention for a week.

Amelio: Sexual what?

Shadow: Damnit Amelio!! My perfect record!! I'm gonna kill you!!! *growls at him*

Amelio: Not if I kill myself first!! Can I get my backpack real quick? I have scissors in there-

Allie: Please stop! They're good people! They're my friends! They were only joking!! I promise!!

Shadow: *nods*

Koda: Yes! Only joking!

Amelio: Wellll-

Allie: *stomps on his foot*

Amelio: *winces* Yes yes! I was joking! I love Allie, but not in that way!

Teacher: *let's go of them* Hmph. I'm keeping my eyes on you.

Shadow: *rubs his ear, watching her leave and looks at Amelio* Are you okay?

Amelio: *rubs his ear* Huh? Oh yeah, my ear hurts a little, but it's fine.

Shadow: No, not that.

Allie: What kind of joke was that?

Amelio: What joke? *raises an eyebrow*

Koda: The one where-

Teacher: Please take your seats!

Amelio: *sits down*

Shadow: *growls softly and sits down in his seat*

Koda: *sits down too*

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This is a huge step- but should I make Amelio cut himself in middle school?