Harvey: Melissa, you can use my car, since yours in the shop.

Melissa Hoon: Thank you, Harvey.

Harvey: Don't get any scratches or dents on it, please.

Melissa Hoon: Okay. *gets in Harvey's blue 1976 Lincoln Continental Coupe and drives to Big Y* Need some more milk.

Bird: *lets his poop fall onto the windshield*

Melissa Hoon: Oh no! Harvey isn't gonna be happy! *drives into the Big Y parking lot*

Driver: *parks next to Melissa, opens his car door, putting a dent into Harvey's car*

Melissa Hoon: Watch it! Harvey is gonna be so mad!

This story was written on Monday, May 24th, 2021. (Victoria Day, Canada)

A/N Melissa, you need to be more responsible! That's not your car! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.