One day, Paradise was bored. She didn't want to work on If Only, but she didn't want to leave Wattpad, so she summoned her brilliant Goddess of Awesomeness form, and went to give Annabeth Chase, her faithful follower, some Awesome advice.

*At CHB...*

Percy: Om nom nom, nom nom nom...

Annabeth: What are you doing?

Percy: *looks up from cereal* eating.

Annabeth: Well, don't do it so loudly.

Paradise: *enters Annabeth's brain*

Annabeth: Hmmmm...*gasp* I have an idea!!!!

THE NEXT DAY...

Annabeth: Seaweed bran!!!!!!!! Guaranteed to make anyone dumber!!!!!!!!!!!! Come buy it now to get a 10% discount!!!!!!!!!!!!

Connor Stoll: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A DISCOUNT IS BUT I LOVE IT

Drew Tanaka: OMG I BET BEING STUPIDER WILL MAKE ME EVEN PURDIER

Annabeth: it's made of whole grain and salted with seaweed!!!!!!!!! Only 3 grams of fat!!!!!!!

Maranda: OHHH WOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I SOUNDS SO HEALTHY I'LL EAT IT FORVER SO I CAN'T GET FAT

Percy: wut ._.

THE NEXT DAYYYYY...

*world billboards*

SEAWEED BRAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Literally all the idiotic humans: LOL IM SO DUMB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKJSBSHRTGSREITRGSEDFJHJSDNCQOPWIODESHDKFGBJKTNGSKORFIDJKHFBVSFKJXFCMNSCLKZ.WEJFSDOPRSDLFJDKLCX,MGDFVIUHKJNFASCZPOIK;LM.,QDASCIUHKJBNMSDVZXIP ØK;LM/.EQWDASCZX-P][L

'.TERGDFBXUOIJLKNM.,GDFXBU09IOJLKN

Years Later...

Annabeth: it has happened, my lord... everyone in existence has perished under the influence of my seaweed bran...we are now ruling the world without anyone realizing!!!!!!!!!!! Once they wake up from the stupidity trance, they will be helpless...

Lord: good...soon, everyone will tremble at the word......................................................................................

ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!!!

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I really have no idea. Absolutely no idea. Yes, this is what goes on in my head 24/7. ( and some people think I'm normal!!!!!!) Who the heck voted on this? was that you, heeyitsm?

Oh wait, no! its was !!!!! Glittery-Icecream! Yayyy!!!!

Randomest question I can possibly think of: Is Leo Valdez cuter than Shawn Mendes?

WELL!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!????!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!? ANSWER MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(the cover for this chapter)