In which Harley and the Joker first meet (as Harley's villain self, not as Harleen)
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Joker-
Power rushes through my entire body as I laugh loudly. I was currently running away from Batman, a few miles away from getting back to my purple Lamborghini. The dark alley was pitch black, making it so I had no idea which direction I was running in.

It was a rainy and cold night, not a trace of other vehicles in sight. The cool breeze blowing through my coat and hair.
I felt alive. I continued to run through the trail of puddles and mud, feeling it splash on the thin fabric of my jacket.

When suddenly, I hear footsteps.
I grin, thinking it was Batman.
"Coming back for more, huh Bats?" I call out, holding my hand close to the front pocket of my dress pants.

The footsteps become louder as I realized they were the sound of heels clacking on the concrete.
A woman.

I widen my bright blue eyes, silently breathing. Before I could take a step back the lights of the alleyway turns on, blurring my vision. I stumble back a bit, seeing the figure of a woman a few feet in front of me. Was I hallucinating?
The vibration of laughter and massive giggles filled the air, making me blink a few times more.

My eyes widen seeing the figure just inches away. I knew instantly who she was.
"Sorry, but I'm not Batsy." Her voice, music to my ears.

She glances at me before clearing her throat while tapping her chipped nails on her bat.

"I'm Harley Quinn, and this is my town, so I'm gonna need you to scat before I pound ya."

Her voice once again, echoes through my ears, entering my mind and locking itself. I laugh at her words.
She thinks she's better then me...
The queen of Gotham city herself, standing right in front of me. What a sight to see...
Her baby blue eyes lock with mine as she rolls her eyes sarcastically, twirling a finger around her pink colored pigtail.
"Ya gonna just stand there or run away?" Her voice in a sarcastic and pushy tone.

Reality strikes, making me laugh violently. My laughs echo throughout the long alley as she scans my entire body. She suddenly laughs with me, smirking a bit.
This girls kinda cute
Why don't ya talk to her?

"Well sweets, sorry to burst ya bubble but this is my town."
I smile wickedly, showing my silver teeth.

She giggles, popping a piece of bubblegum in her mouth.

"You're cute."

She whispers, tracing the same scar on my jawline with her fingernail. I shiver from her cold touch, making her stop immediately. A doubting expression forms on her face, as she picks up her bat and plays with it. Did I upset her? Considering the displeasured look on her face... I think I did.

"Why ya touching my scars, dollphace?" I say softly, keeping my voice low.
I notice my speech sending her a shiver, making me grin.
I love showing power

She looks at me confusedly, thinking of an answer.
She walks closer, tapping her bat with a large grin on her face. Her pale skin gleams from the midst of light in the room, while her ocean blue eyes lock with mine. I continue staring at her appearance, before clearing my throat.

She just smirks back, before giggling uncontrollably.
I smile, biting my lip before she stares at them, a serious look on her face.

"I like you." She smiles, stroking my green gelled back hair.
Why am I letting her do this to me?
Why am I letting her win?

I step back, growling lightly before she pulls back, pursing her lips while sighing.

Seeing that I've saddened her, I gently lift her chin glancing at those bright blue eyes.
She stares at mine, feeling her heart beating close to my chest.

"Maybe we can both rule this town" I whisper, feeling her stutter in response.

She breaths softly, before smiling back.

"I'd love that... the king and queen of Gotham city." She whispers, sending chills down my spine.

I blink my eyes, turning my gaze away from her, pulling away from her embrace.
Was I taking things to far?
I mean, it would be interesting to have a woman in my life...
I blink my eyes slowly staring at the crazy pale skinned woman in front of me.

She's the female version of me...
Powerful,
Fearless,
Strong,
Crazy...

I nod my head, grinning widely.
We'll see how this goes...

Before I could do anything else, a dark figure walks behind Harley.

"Looks like you two finally met." His low voice rings in my ears, making me laugh.

"Batsy, Batsy, Batsy!!" Her voice echoes throughout the alleyway, making the Bat roll his eyes In pure annoyance.

Just as I was about to pull my gun out, the pounding of Harley's bat fills my ears as I realize what she'd just done.
Glancing at B-man, I realize he was on the floor, hugging his leg from the sudden hit.

"Son of a bitch." He whispers, rocking back and forth while gritting his teeth at Harley.

My eyes widen seeing the clown princess herself, giggling while blowing a bubble.
This is very amusing to the eye...
A grin forms on my face when I mischievously look at Harley.

"Well dollphace, lets scat!!" I shout, pulling her with me while running toward the Lamborghini.

I could get used to this whole "King and Queen of Gotham" thing...

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Hoped you guys enjoyed this short oneshot!
I wanted to try something different, so I made it where they met as villains.
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-Jslilmonster💋