In which the Joker and Harley spend their day at a pool
-extreme fluff-

"Harley, lets go!" Joker shouted, waiting for his psychotic girlfriend.

Harley came down wearing a dark red bikini with two braids in her hair.
The Joker sheepishly winked, making Harley slightly blush.

The Joker was looking forward to a day outdoors, but Harley really just wanted an excuse to spend more time with the love of her life. She suddenly turned a deep shade of pink, realizing she had been staring at her Puddin's abs for a good ten seconds.
He smirked, before taking her hand and dragging her out the door with him.

"You promised you wouldn't throw me in the pool this time." Harley stated, breaking the silence between them.
Mistah J laughed, shaking his head.

"I don't keep promises baby girl." He smirked evily, making Harley pout sarcastically.
After countless laughter and talking they finally reached the pool.
Harley instantly laid a towel on the concrete, near where the sun was shining.

The Joker instead jumped into the cold water, making some splash on Harley.
She sighed, ignoring the mishap and laid on the towel looking up at the sun.

"What are you doing, getting a tan?!" The joker laughed, staring at the beautiful light skinned figure in front of him.

She looked up at him, shaking her head.
"I just don't want to go in the water." She stated, putting on a pair of sunglasses and laying back down on the towel.

The Joker sighed.
There has to be one way for her to get in the water...

He grinned, running his fingers through his damp green hair.
"Harley, come here I wanna give you a kiss." He stated, making the blonde jester immediately get up from her presence.
She took her sunglasses off, tossing them to the side and smirked while making her way toward the pool.
Just as she was about to sit down on the edge, she suddenly stepped back.

"I think the only reason why you said that is for you to drag me in the pool!"
She frowned, crossing her arms.
Mistah J smiled, shaking his head.
"Why would I do such a thing to my little Harley?" He said sarcastically, making Harley roll her eyes.

"Nice try Puddin." She smirked, slowly walking away.
The Joker knew things weren't gonna end with Harley making the last move so he spoke once more.

"I'll love you if you jump in with me." He stated, making Harley instantly turn around.
"Puddin, you already love me." She teased, making him groan.
"I'll love you even more if you come in." He stated, blowing a fake kiss toward her.

Harley sighed, she definitely didn't want to go in, but with her a Puddin in a good mood, she didn't want to ruin it.
"I-i can't swim." Harley stuttered, making the Joker laugh.
"I'll just teach ya." He smiled.

Harley sighed, slowly making her way down the steps of the pool.
When she reached the final step, she started to panic.

"I-i can swim!"
"Help!" She panicked, seeing the joker laughing in front of her.

"Harley dear, you can touch." He simply said, making Harley sigh in relief, stopping her arms from shaking.
Her feet finally touched the bottom, as she looked up to a smirking Joker.

"You could've just told me I could touch in the first place! Harley grumbled, making the Joker grab her hand.

"I looove youuu. He said, making Harley giggle.
"Fine."
"I do too." She smiled, kissing him lightly.

After a couple hours more of playful actions, the two were slowly getting out of the pool.
Joker was holding Harley hand in hand, bringing her to the edge of the pool for her to see the sunset.

"It's beautiful." Harley smiled, squeezing her Puddin's hand.

"Not as beautiful as you my dear." The psychotic clown next to her stated, making her blush.

She leaned in to kiss him facing his bright blue eyes, when she heard him mumble something under his breath.
"I'm sorry."
Harley confusedly looked at him.
"For what?" She asked.

"This."

And before she could figure out what was going on, a slight push from the boy next to her was enough to end back up in the cold pool water.

Harley popped out from the water angrily staring at her laughing boyfriend on the edge of the pool.

"Sorry baby... it's a tradition." He grinned.