The most epic adventures don't start out with an application and an insurance waiver, this story shows that. One day I was about to fill out an application, signing papers to go skydiving. I was about to sign my signature when I heard a very loud thud. After hearing the noise that shook the ground I started to run out the double glass doors, just to see a large creature attacking the large building across the street from where I stood. I stared up at the creature as it tore beams from the building, shattering windows rained down like glitter from an overturned bottle. The air was stiff for a second as a herd of men and women scattered around me, rushing toward the tumbling tower. One by one they all started to enter and exit, carrying children and women, men in some cases walking along beside the people rushing in and out that I now seen to be superheros, those from fan creation even, The Knitter was standing on the back of the creature that was attacking the building, I knew from my many days on Tumblr that he was a fan made super villain, This man was something to capture on film, I whipped out my phone without a second thought and started streaming live for all to see, my blog was linked thankfully, so I could let everyone of my followers watch. The rest of the day happened to be a blur, as the heroes won, like in almost every comic book, video, movie and story ever. This was an adventure to me as I had never been so close to someone so spectacular. My surprise was still flowing as I had never seen real live superheros, and I didn't even know they were real, so my life was complete after that day. Still to this day I try to summon those heroes again, but with each crime, they do not come. Murders do not summon them, robberies neither, all I've ever gotten was a jail sentence, never once again greeted by those role models of mine, only seeing them once was not enough to satisfy my need.The Malefactor is what I wish to be known by, and that is what they shall call me if they ever show their rotten faces to me ever again.That adventure turned me into a criminal.