I don't even know what happened here I must've been really tired or something lmao

I don't even remember this

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I also have a son named Timmy who's 2"1- he fell in a well and I was like "GRAB THE FECKIN BUCKET YA PIECE O SHET" as he was sinking in the watrr I shouted "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, ANAKIN, I LOVED YOU"

Legend ha sit that he's still sinking to this day

I mean, the legend is pretty shit seeing as though he's here and he's asking for food brb

He's a potato can't he just eat himself? The greedy fuckcer

Timmy, shut the fuck up and eat your own mouth os you can't speak you little shit

I threw a cook book at him

Now he knows what'll happen to him if he don't shut his ass up

Me mate just asked if hes git arms

Imagine asking if my chikd has arms- fuckin rude - the fuck do you think he is? He's a feeckin tatie mate not an octopus

Bruh imagine a octopus tatir

Octotatie

Im wheezing

Now she sdyin of laughter

Oooooo careful,a lawnmoerr might go vroom vrrom and kill ye

Timmy will be ridjsng it watcg out olivia

Pew pew

I ajnt high

Im rwally fwckin low actialky

NYEEEEEEEEEWWWWQWE

Hejwehheh

IVE LOSST ME MARVLES

HELWP ME

TIMMU WHERE ARE ME MARBLW QS GONW