Just wanted to share some re-worked chicken jokes. You know the one: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Together, me and @Madsinator have come up with these lot:

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: To find out where the chicken was going!

Q: Why did the chicken stand in the middle of the road?

A: He didn't know which way to cross!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street?

A: He was fed up of crossing the road!

Q: Why did the chicken just sit down on the pavement?

A: His legs ached too much from always crossing roads!