My brothers were tidying there bookshelf out today. They found this book. I remember reading this to Kieran once.

Why would you want your child to read this?? ESPECIALLY WHEN THIS IS ONE OF THE PAGES:

In case you can't see it, it says this:

Never say thank you
Play with your food
Make all your noises
Naughty and rude
Talk with your mouth full
Answer back quick
Never stop eating
Till you feel sick