"Those are decorative."
"Just because they're pretty doesn't mean they're not knives."

Jin was making dinner in the kitchen when his husband walked in through the door.
"Look babe, I redecorated the mantle, isn't it really pretty?"
Namjoon walked into the living and saw what he was talking about.
"Jin why are there knives hanging from the mantle?"
"Because they're pretty, and easily accessible."
"That still doesn't mean that you can hang it up on the mantle...in the living room...for everyone to see, and what about when tae and jimin come, you know what happens...just take them down; please!"
"But those are decorative."
"Just because they're pretty doesn't mean they're not knives."
"But I bought them specially for the living room, see, they're not plaining silver. They cost a lot, please let me keep them up."
"Jin I said no."
"But I wa- wait, why am I asking for your permission, I am world wide handsome, I don't need anyone's opinion on what I do. They're staying up and that is that."

A/N: So I got my phone taken away, and I haven't had time to write. This was going to be longer, but I wanted to upload something, so ta-da! Have a good day, and I'll try to update later. Chow!