Prompt: "Sitting around, waiting to get kidnapped. This is the best day ever."

Yoongi looks like how he was during the blood, sweat, and tears era, meaning black hair (Sorry my phone won't let me upload photos. So if you won't a reference look for "Blood sweat and tears Yoongi"

"Hey Yoongi, whatcha got planned for the day?"

"Huh, nosey are we Jimin? But nothing much, you know sleeping, watching dramas, waiting for a kidnapper. Pretty normal stuff, what about you?"

"Oh I'm going to the amus- wait hold up for a minute. Did you say waiting for a kidnapper?" Jimin but air quotes around 'waiting for a kidnapper'.

"Yeah, what about it? As I said, pretty normal stuff. It's like you've never waited for a kidnapper before. It's pretty fun actually. You get to be like the kid in Home Alone, and set up traps around the house."

"You're out of it, what part of that seems fun- you know what, I'm not going to even question it. I bid you goodbye." Jimin walked out of the room with a blank look on his face. Yoongi decided to brush up on his English skills, he turned on friends and was reading the subtitles, then about halfway through the episode

"Fuck this" Yoongi decided to watch Saiki K. he got up to grab a beer, and layed down stretching out across the couch.

"Sitting around, waiting to get kidnapped. This is the best day ever." With that he watched the anime, he connected with the main character, who's whole goal throughout the show is to go unnoticed and to be left alone, while a bunch of idiots make his life ever harder but more fun. He giggled at that thought, his 6 friends were exactly the same in his opinion, a bunch of knuckle head idiots, making his life harder, but also making it more interesting.

"Ding Ding Bitch!"

"That's my que." Yoongi had made it so when his alarm went off it would play a recorded message that said "Ding Ding Bitch" he rushed to the run he had set up that had video cameras. He looked at the footage and cursed when he saw it was just a bunch of stupid teenagers ding ding ditching him. 

He decided to just stay where he was, because he was to lazy to walk back over to the couch that was in the living room down the hall. Yoongi turned on his phone and played subway surfers while waiting. It was now around 3pm and Yoongi was starting to doze off when 

"Ding Dong Bitch." Yoongi perked up, but saw it was just the mailman. He then went back to his game. It was now well past 7 pm.

"Ding Ding Bitch." Yoongi didn't even bother to pause his game, he glanced at the screen and then looked back at his phone, it was just some couple walking down the sidewalk. He then heard his door unlock. He jumped up and started to dial 9-1-1 when he heard a voice and relaxed.

"Yoongi hun, we brought you some food, Jiminie told us you were staking out, waiting for a kidnapper. We brought some kimchi, sesame noodles..." Jin continued to list off the stuff he and Namjoon had brought. The blond haired boy was walking down the hall to the kitchen. He made it half way down the hall

"...lamb skewers..." Yoongi perked up and actually ran to the kitchen. 

"You better not be joking" he warned

"We were, we just wanted you to hurry up" Namjoon said while smirking. Yoongi looked about ready to kill. Jin slapped Joon upside the head

"You little..." Jin mumbled something under his breath whole shooting a glare at his boyfriend

"We did bring some, this knuckle head was just being a dick." 

They talked for some time well until midnight. The Namjin couple fell asleep on the couch, Yoongi just sat there thinking.

'Guess I was misinformed, guess they weren't coming today, they did say June 23 right? Fuck, they said July 23. Oh well, still was a rather decent day.' Yoongi fell asleep, to bad he didn't make up when the kidnapper came into his house and took him. He had the right date, the kidnapper was just late.

A/N: so I couldn't sleep and decided to write instead, it is currently 23:14 and for those of you who don't know military time it's 11:14pm. I decided to update, because why not. Please remember to vote and comment, and to send in some prompts. Have a good day/night/morning