Prompt: Imagine your OTP's child starts their first period, and comes to their parents freaked out, and A just replies "the elder gods demand tribute" and B smacks them upside the head

Taehyung POV:

Jungkook and I were in bed still, we decided to watch a movie because we assumed our kids were still asleep because we didn't hear any noise coming from their rooms. I was sitting in between Jungkooks legs, laying back on his chest with his arms wrapped securely around my waist and his head resting on top of my head. During the movie at a random point Jungkook leaned down and kissed my forehead

"I love you so much baby"

"I love you too babe"

I leaned further into his hold and totally relaxed, we then heard a loud noise and a wail. We started to get up, but then our daughter crashed through the door. Her face was stained with tears.

"Oh baby girl come here whats wrong?"

"No"

"What do you mean?"

"Im bleeding!"

I dashed up and checked all over her body, checking her arms and legs and her head. This caused her to giggle a little through the tears. 

"WHERE?! I don't see any bleeding anywhere?"

"Im bleeding from my private place..." she said quietly. I took a step back and looked at Jungkook trying to not laugh. We broke and laughed really hard, I doubled over and tried to calm myself down, I took a deep breath and put my hand over my heart, I looked up at my daughter

"Its completely normal sweetheart, we'll help you figure it out"

"What! Why is this normal!!! I'm bleeding! And I feel like im dying"

"It's perfectly normal, I'll get you some meds and you can use my heating pad." I hugged my daughter

"Why is this happening to meeeere??" She pouted and cried more

"The elder gods demand tribute" Jungkook said coming up behind me. I turned around a hit him on the head.

"Jeon Jungkook, you are an idiot!"

"Eomma I'm dying still"

"Jungkook you know how this works, you've been through this with me for 20 years."

Jungkook sighed and then went to the closet and started putting on a shirt.

"Yeah yeah yeah, I'm going."

"Pick up stuff for me too, I'm supposed to start tomorrow." Jungkook smiled and kissed his daughters head and then pecked my lips.

"Got it" 

Jungkook left and went to the store.

I calmed my daughter down

"I'm going to get you a Ibuprofen, take it with some milk and then go shower, I'll change your bed sheets. Just relax, then we can cuddle on our bed and watch a movie. You can use the heating pad, and when your dad comes back he can join us."

I went to the hall and grabbed one of my pain meds I then went to the kitchen and got a banana. I went back up stairs and hugged my daughter again then gave her the stuff I got. She took it then went to the bathroom, while she was in there I changed her sheets and got the stuff ready. 

She came out of the bathroom and I showed her how pads and tampons work.

To no surprise she chose to try using the pads first. I left the bathroom so she could do her thing. I heard the door open and in came Jungkook carrying a couple bags. He went to the kitchen and set them down. I came up behind him and wrapped my arms around his waist and tried to peer over his shoulders on my tip toes. He turned around and kissed me nose and then my forehead and then finally my lips, wrapping his arms around my waist in turn. He lifted me onto the counter and then returned to the bags.

He opened the first one a took out 3 things of ice cream he put them in the freezer and then returned to the other stuff.

"Okay, so we got ice cream, and more pain killers." He said putting the bottle on the counter

"What else?" I asked while swinging my legs.

"Well I got your favorite chips and Mia's favorite chips, I got another heating pad so you can each have one. I grabbed a couple chocolate bars, some Gatorade, and some of that fancy cheese you both adore and crackers to go along with it. There are also just some assorted candies and little snacks

"You are amazing you know that right?"

"I'm sometimes told that" Jungkook said while kissing me again, resting his hands on my thighs.

"Ew! Can you not?"

"Sorry baby girl. Now, pick out one thing to eat and take this. You can go to your dad and mines room and pick out a movie." Mia chose some chips and took the box and went upstairs.

"What in that bag?"

"Well I thought you might be hungry so I picked up breakfast burritos for everyone."

"So considerate, I love you so much."

"Go be with your daughter now"

"Our daughter. Now go wake the boys up and feed them, I'll ask Jin if he and Joon can watch them so we can have alone time with Mia. Actually in second thought, don't feed them, Jin will stuff them full. Just get them ready. And would you be a dear and drop them off when I get a green light?"

"Anything for you sugar" he kissed my lips again and then went up to the boys room.

I grabbed one of the ice creams, 2 spoons, and a chocolate bar. I also took the bag of food. I came into the room to see Mia opening the chip bag and getting 10 Things I Hate About You (best romcom ever) ready for the watching. I put the food on the bed and then pulled out my phone, I sent a message to Jin asking if he can look after the boys for today. He was excited for it and asked if he can keep them for the night as well. I agreed and then went to the boy's room and told Jungkook and the boys

"Your going to Auntie Jins for the night, doesn't that sound like fun?"

Both boys cheered and started to put on their shoes, after they finished Jungkook loaded them in the car and drove them to the olders house, I returned to my room and explained to Mia, she was happy about it. 

I plugged grabbed the food, and went under the sheets, Mia quickly was by my side.

"I love you Eomma, thank you."

"I love you too sweetheart, and remember to thank your dad when he gets back." She noded and then we started the movie. 40 minutes later Jungkook came into the room. He took off his shirt and then joined us in the bed. He pecked both of our heads, and Jungkook resumed our previous cuddle arrangement, I leaned back on him, and he held me. Mia leaned her head on my arm and cuddled it. We spent the rest of the day watching movies and eating snacks. Jungkook ordered a pizza and we had a relaxing day.

The next day, Mia was feeling a bit better, she took some pain killers and decided to go to her boyfriends house, where she spent the whole time cuddling and watching more movies. And after a call with Mia and her boyfriend, and the boys parents. Jungkook agreed to let her spend the night. When Jungkook was going to pick up the boys, Jin called and asked if he could keep them for the weekend. We agreed and I cuddled my husband while watching movies and talking. He also gave me a back massage and when my cramps got bad, he ran me a hot bath and we relaxed in the bath while he rubbed my stomach which helped a lot more then it sounds like it would.