Prompt: so we've never met but our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so sometimes we're showering at the same time and we sing duets

Song: Daddy by Die Antwoord

(Warning song is a bit inappropriate so 14+ please, all though I know there might be some 10 year olds on here)

Taehyung just got back from a long day at work, I entered my apartment and took my shoes off. I then went to my kitchen a quickly made a cup of noodles. I sat in my kitchen on the counter eating my noodles while staring at my phone, looking for some music to put on. I ended up finishing my noodles before I was able to find a song to listen too. So I quickly washed my fork and then went to the bathroom. While walking to the bathroom I finally found a good song. So I undressed and turned the volume up as loud as it would go, and stepped in my shower and quickly grabbed my brush and started doing the girl part.

(while Tae is singing he is also dancing like the girl in the video is) 

"Daddy, Daddy, please buy me a sweet! I know you got money!
I want that big chocolate bunny in my mother-fuckin tummy
Come on Daddy, buy me that chocolate bunny, I know you got money!
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it! You'll give it to me!"

I then went quiet and continued to wash my hair while it was the boys turn, I almost got soap in my eyes when I heard a voice start to do the boys rap. The voice was deep and it sounded like it was coming from the otherside of the bathroom wall. He did change a few word when he rapped though, and it made me blush.

"Yo, uh, baby boy like rap. Baby boy like fun
Baby boy forgot to were panties, so I smack him on the bum bum
baby boy love his daddy. Daddy, he play rough
And daddy like to make his baby boy do unusual stuff
baby boy turn around, now take off all your clothes
there you go, thats a good boy, let me see you touch your toes
Daddy pop champagne, while he spark that blunt
Now come sit here on daddy's lap and tell daddy what you want
Don't worry about a thing, fuck the world
we just stay in bed all day, daddy got game, daddy brought it from Africa to LA
I could be your daddy, make everything okay
Shut the fuck up, be a good boy and do what daddy say"

I was blushing hard after he finished, I almost didn't do the next part but I felt like I needed to now, to impress the man on the other side of the wall. So I held the brush up to my mouth and started on the next 2 verses.

"Daddy, daddy, please can you buy me those funky pajamas, the cool baby blue pajamas
with the big yellow bananas,
come on, daddy, buy me those pajajmas they're fuckin' bananas
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it jesus!
daddy, daddy please but me those sneaks, I know you got money
the yellow ones your getting me, the Michael Jordan 23
They just came out of NYC come on, daddy, you got money
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, you'll give it to me!"

I was sort of out of breath and the line about he pajamas was a real tongue twister. The next verse started and once again the guy started rapping.

"Uh, daddy he rap good, Daddy he get paid
Daddy takes his little angel, On a magical holiday
Daddy rocking his speedo, Baby rock a teenie meenie
Dongadongdongdong
The yellow polka dot bikini
Daddy kicking fucking back, Chillin' by the ocean, Daddy's little boy smiling
While I'm out swimming with the dolphins, Holla at the waiter, Can I get a sex on the beach?
Baby boy want an orgasm, Yo baby, where's your ID?Don't worry about a thing, fuck the world, We just stay in bed all day
Daddy got game, daddy brought it, From Africa to LA
I could be your daddy, Make everything okay, Shut the fuck up, be a good boy, And do what daddy say"

I now had a bunch of energy in me, so I did the next verse and started dancing again

"Daddy, daddy, please buy me a puppy, Come on, you'll get it for me, If you really love me
I want a puppy so badly, Come on daddy, buy me a puppy please, You'll make me so happy
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, you'll give it to me!
Daddy, daddy please buy me, A phone in case emergency
You'll probably get a hold of me, I want to have a phone on me
Now I don't want the cheap one, daddy I want the big one
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it daddy!
I, I, I, I, I love you
I, I, I, I, I love you, daddy
I, I, I, I, I love you
I, I, I, I, I love you, daddy
Your daddy won't even let you say fuck
Your daddy's boring, your daddy sucks
Your daddy's a poes, your daddy's kak!
My daddy will fuck your daddy up!"

I did my part and the man did his last part

"Don't worry about a thing, fuck the world, We just stay in bed all day
Daddy got game, daddy brought it, From Africa to LA
I could be your daddy, Make everything okay
Shut the fuck up, be a good boy And do what daddy say"

Now was my turn and I was dancing and singing and having fun. I was also feeling a bit little

"Daddy, daddy, please can you Buy me a big flat screen TV
I want to watch all my movies And my cartoonies in 3D
No, not the little cheap one, Daddy, I want the big one
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it daddy!
Daddy, daddy please buy me a car, I know you got money
Come on daddy get it for me, I want a black Lamborghini
A matte black L A M B to the O
I want it, I want it, I want it, Please, daddy-o!
I, I, I love you
I, I, I love you daddy
I, I, I love you
I, I, I love you daddy
I love you
I love you daddy!"

I finished and as I did i heard a little bit of clapping coming from the other side of the wall. I blushed again and then finished up my shower. When I got out I changed into some little clothes. Because I was definitely feeling little

(What he was wearing)

I started to put on I love Lucy because it is the funniest thing to watch (same. its my go to little show) I then heard a knock on my door, so I went to check to see who it was, I was met with a tall man that had wet slicked back hair dressed in comfortable clothes with tattoos

"Hello" The voice sounded a bit familiar, I then realized it was the guy who was my neighbor, who was rapping with me in the shower. I suddenly started blushing and lowered my head. I was super embarrassed. 

The man put a finger under my chin and lifted my head up to look him, "So now your embarresed?" 

"sowwy" I replied he cooed and then introduced himself

"Its fine. My names Jungkook what would your name be baby boy?"

"T-Tae-Taehyung" I stuttered. He called me baby boy ahhhh!

"Well Taehyung, can I come in, I want to get to know you."

I noded and moved to the side so he could enter. He waited for me to close the door, and then followed me to the living room, where my show was playing, I ended up missing like 10 minutes of it, so I would have to restart it over again. But currently Lucy is talking with Ethel in the kitchen.

We both sat on the couch, and I turned to him and sat crossing my legs on the couch. Jungkook sat on the couch but he nearly sat on my favorite TaTa stuffy, but before he sat, he noticed it and picked it up. He then resumed sitting and sat the stuffy on his lap and patted its head then looked over to me. 

"So Taehyung that was an amazing concert you had."

"Well...it was mostly you..." I said quietly while rubbing my eye. 

"Oh don't do that little one, your hands are dirty" he said while directing my little fist away from my eye. I blushed and then noded

"otay" the seemingly older smiled and noded. "How owld (old) awe (are) you Mr. Kookie?"

"Im 22 little one. What about you?"

"I 19 and a half!" I said triumphantly.

"Wow! Your so mature little one. Now will you tell me how old you are right now?"

I sat there and thought for second, "I 4!" I said triumphantly again

"Wow! Your such a big boy bub."

I noded bashfully, little me was not used to attention. 

"What are you watching bub?"

"I wove wucy! Wan wach (watch) with me?" I said with puppy eyes

he noded and I jumped up and down and cudled close to him. He froze for a minute but then wrapped his arm around my waist. 

We ended up watching until I fell asleep in his lap. 

A few days later he agreed to be my caregiver and a month later he moved in, and we cuddle all the time and love to preform concerts while in the shower. We just started getting in to musicals so we have been preforming Hamilton. I can honestly say he is the love of my life.