(For those who don't know the song I'll be remaking, here it is) 

https://youtu.be/NMVyiTN-d4w

Squip: Put your hands back in your pockets. 

Stand up straight don't pop out your chest. 

Just keep being you, follow your navigator, 

Evan if your a masterbator, 

You could fix your poster, not the rest. 

Jeremy: How'd you know I was a masterbator? 

Squip: I'm in your mind. We might need to fix that. 

All your nerdiness is cute. 

Jeremy: Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek. 

Squip: All your stammering's adorable. 

Jeremy: Uh.. I-I wha..? 

Squip: All your ticks and fidgets are prescient, 

But your charm is still existent, 

Keep your vibe and keep some more. 

Buh. 

Jeremy: Wha? 

Squip: No. 

Jeremy: Aah! 

Squip: Stop. 

Oh, everything about you is so wonderful. 

Oh, everything about you makes me want to live. 

Jeremy: Jesus Christ! 

Squip: So don't freak, 

And don't resist, 

And I have no doubt, 

If I assist, 

You will be more chill.

Jeremy: Why chill? 

Squip: Because your current state is not a fully healthy one. I won't change anything about you, but I do wish to help you be more comfy in your skin. Now, go buy a new shirt. 

Jeremy: What's wrong with my shirt? 

Squip: Nothing. But it smells. 

Everything here as an aesthetic, 

And right now yours is pathetic- 

Jeremy: Is that a joke? 

Squip: Yes. 

Jeremy: How good at you at math homework? 

Squip: I'm a super computer. I'm made of math. 

Oh, everything about you is so wonderful. 

Mall people: Everything about you's great! Everything about you's great! 

Squip: Oh, everything about you makes me want to live. 

MP: Everything about you's great! Everything about you's great. 

Squip: All the people in the mall think your a slob, 

MP: You're a slob! Terrible! Such a slob! 

Squip: But I can't see why. 

Now you try picking a shirt... that's a girl's shirt. 

Jeremy: Sorry... 

Chole(bitch): Jerry? 

Jeremy: Jeremy. 

Chole: You shop here? 

Jeremy: Oh yeah, all the time. 

Squip: Good. Being honest is good. 

Chole: Aw. 

Squip: Greet the nice one. 

Jeremy: Hey Brook. 

Squip: You look cute today. 

Jeremy: Can I say that? 

Squip: She needs a good complement from a nice guy for once. 

Jeremy: You look really cute today Brook. 

Brook: *blushes* Thanks. 

Chole: Is that a girl's shirt? 

Jeremy: No. 

Squip: Yes. 

Jeremy: Yes. 

Squip: Just say you were looking for shirts, thought it would be cute as a gift for someone. You were just looking. 

Jeremy: I was just looking for shirts, thought it would be cute as a gift for someone. I was just looking. 

Chole: What a loser. Come one Brook. 

Brook: I think he's cool. By Jeremy! 

Jeremy: Bye Brook! 

Squip: Now you're on your way to be more chill.