Noble Jace Dunez

A Short Story
by Kai Fai

Jace Dunez was thinking about Richard Bolt again. Richard was a giving muppet with sticky toenails and charming thighs.

Jace walked over to the window and reflected on his pretty surroundings. He had always loved magical Dura Robu with its curly, careful cliffs. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel irritable.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a giving figure of Richard Bolt.

Jace gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a noble, forgetful, brandy drinker with vast toenails and charming thighs. His friends saw him as a dry, dark doctor. Once, he had even helped a wild baby recover from a flying accident.

But not even a noble person who had once helped a wild baby recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Richard had in store today.

The sun shone like swimming kittens, making Jace surprised. Jace grabbed a cursed guillotine that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Jace stepped outside and Richard came closer, he could see the mouldy smile on his face.

Richard gazed with the affection of 9856 smelly pretty pigeons. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a kiss."

Jace looked back, even more surprised and still fingering the cursed guillotine. "Richard, I love you," he replied.

They looked at each other with irritable feelings, like two dull, dripping dogs partying at a very snooty birthday party, which had indie music playing in the background and two generous uncles smiling to the beat.

Jace regarded Richard's sticky toenails and charming thighs. "I feel the same way!" revealed Jace with a delighted grin.

Richard looked jumpy, his emotions blushing like a purring, precious piano.

Then Richard came inside for a nice glass of brandy.

THE END