Funny Kai Amelia

A Short Story
by Kai Fai

Kai Amelia looked at the spotty piano in her hands and felt unstable.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her wild surroundings. She had always loved quiet Dura Robu with its magnificent, mutated mountains. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel unstable.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Yami . Yami was a delightful brute with brown fingers and wide toes.

Kai gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a funny, understanding, brandy drinker with solid fingers and hairy toes. Her friends saw her as a gentle, grotesque gamer. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved an ashamed injured bird.

But not even a funny person who had once jumped into a river and saved an ashamed injured bird, was prepared for what Yami had in store today.

The rain hammered like running aardvarks, making Kai puzzled.

As Kai stepped outside and Yami came closer, she could see the mouldy smile on her face.

"I am here because I want to kill you," Yami bellowed, in a remarkable tone. She slammed her fist against Kai's chest, with the force of 5017 toads. "I frigging hate you, Kai Amelia."

Kai looked back, even more puzzled and still fingering the spotty piano. "Yami, I want to flipping kill you," she replied.

They looked at each other with sparkly feelings, like two creepy, cruel cats jumping at a very brave wedding, which had trance music playing in the background and two clumsy uncles cooking to the beat.

Suddenly, Yami lunged forward and tried to punch Kai in the face. Quickly, Kai grabbed the spotty piano and brought it down on Yami's skull.

Yami's brown fingers trembled and her wide toes wobbled. She looked calm, her body raw like a naughty, nice newspaper.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Yami was dead.

Kai Amelia went back inside and made herself a nice glass of brandy.

THE END