Disclaimer: Did not choose the prompt, and I do not mean to offend anyone with the term "queer." I know it's used often as a derogatory word, so I apologize in case anyone was offended or triggered.

"Oh, YG, your glory is everlasting," Null admired the popular, mysterious, tsudere, tall, slender, and talented YG from a distance. Null could not talk to YG because he was too shy and he always cries whenever he's within 5 feet of YG. It's like clockwork. It's like cruel destiny. It's like a painful fate. It's like-

Well, anyways, Null is sad everyday at school because he does not have a class with YG. Naturally, that is why Null goes to restroom in every class to cry. He limits the cry-time to strict 5 minutes of misery.

The bell rang for first class, and Null made his way to YG-less homeroom in order to be there for attendance. Null waited for English class to get especially to excuse himself. Null yoinked to the bathroom door open with a flourish, then punched himself in the stomach to kickstart his weeping. He didn't get to sob for even 5 seconds before a dark, terrifying voice echoed from the latter end of the bathroom.

"What are you bitching about, Null?"

It was C H O N: the scariest homophobe in the school. Null wiped his young, fresh tears.

"I was despairing over my TastyKake being stolen. I was not crying over YG and my unrequited love for him."

"Well, I don't believe you so I'm going to beat you up in order to use you as an emotional punching bag to deal with all my rage."

"Ok, but you only have 3 minutes and 42 seconds."

Chon's first kick went right to the ballsack. Null cried out in pain. Chon punched him for yelling out because it definitely echoed throughout the halls, perhaps alerting someone of consequence.

As if an all-powerful author conducted harsh fate upon Null, YG came into the bathroom. He needed only to take three steps to excede a five foot gap between him and the bruised gay on the floor. Null began to cry, and while he wished to turn and admire YG for the remaining 3 minutes and 20 seconds, he instead hid his emotionally and physically battered face.

"Don't fight in the bathroom. It's obstructive," YG said in his silky smooth voice: a true blessing to one gay boy's ears.

Chon heeded YG's words, and left the bathroom promptly after spitting on Null.

"YG, thank you," Null said through weeping gasps. "You saved me, UwU."

"Here, take my hand."

"Yes, I will marry you, OwO."

"I'm trying to help you stand up, you limp fuck."

YG's kind words brought a happy tear to Null's eye. He wanted to hold YG's hand forever.

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"YG..." Null tightened his grip on YG's hand as he stood up. "I love you, ;//o//;"

"Ok," YG released his hand and walked past Null to get to a urinal.

"YG?" Null called out. "What is your answer to me?"

"Please let me pee in peace."

"Ok!" Null waited by the sink nearest the bathroom door. 

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YG washed his hands and tried to leave but, of course, Null stopped him.

"YG, our love shall go down in history."

"I'm gonna go."

"I don't know if this is right, but it feels right, because I love you. Let us wed."

"I'm sorry, but-"

"Shhhh, don't speak!" Null pressed a finger up against YG's mouth. "Let us revel in this beautiful moment for our remaining minute."

"I think you're creepy," YG left.

Now Null only had 57 seconds left to cry.