Wadsworth St

Middletown, Connecticut

Steven: Gorgeous day! *walking*

Deer: Hello!

Steven: Who said that?

Deer: I did!

Steven: *screams like the prison wolf from Northwest Hounded Police*

Deer: Relax! I ain't gonna hurt you!

Steven: You can talk!

Deer: Of course!

Steven: But, you're a deer! Deer can't talk!

Deer: Well, I can!

Woman: Who are you talking to, weirdo?

Steven: Just talking to this deer!

Deer: *doesn't say anything*

Woman: You idiot! Deer cannot talk!

Steven: I swore to Texas Pete hot sauce, he did! Come on, deer! Say something!

Deer: *doesn't say anything and runs away*

Steven: Come back here, you coward! *running after the deer*

Woman: He's cuckoo.

This story was written on Saturday, May 6th, 2023.

A/N Steven witnessed a talking deer! Odd situation, eh? 😵 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.