KFC

Shunpike Rd

Cromwell, Connecticut

KFC Employee: What can I get ya?

Steven: 5 piece tender combo, mac and cheese as a side.

Blonde Hair Woman: *walks in, wearing a white shirt, light blue jean shorts, and white sandals, showing her blue nails*

Steven: Hubba hubba! Want to go out with me, baby? *clicks tongue*

Blonde Hair Woman: *pepper sprays Steven in his eyes* Lay off, jerk!

Steven: *wincing in pain* My eyes!!! I can't see!!

Blonde Hair Woman: *puts her pepper spray back in her purse* I would like a bucket of chicken, please.

Steven: *eyes closed, and walks into a tough looking guy*

Tough Looking Guy: Open your eyes, you idiot!

Steven: I got pepper sprayed! *eyes still closed*

Tough Looking Guy: *beats up Steven*

Steven: *getting beat up*

Blonde Hair Woman: *gets her bucket of chicken, leaves KFC, and gets back in her blue 1987 Cadillac DeVille with a Delaware license plate on it*

Tough Looking Guy: *still beating up Steven*

Steven: *still getting beat up*

This story was written on Saturday, May 6th, 2023.

A/N Steven is such a creep! Asking women out like that! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.