Westlake Dr

Middletown, Connecticut

Brandon: *watching Three Girls On A Mission and hears a knock on the door* Who can that be? *walks to the door, and opens it*

Teenage Girl: *wearing a green hoodie, white leggings, white socks and white Reebok sneakers* Good morning, I run the Ignoring People On Purpose Fund. Would you like to donate some money to our charity?

Brandon: Not interested. *whacks the teenage girl with a cartoon mallet*

Teenage Girl: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her and her tongue sticking out*

Brandon: Too many dumb people lately. *shakes his head*

TV: You want to feel dumb? Then eat Dum Dums! The cereal that makes people dumb!

This story was written on Saturday, May 20th, 2023. (Armed Forces Day)

A/N What is with people in the fictional realm? How dumb can someone get? 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.