Elena: Why won't they leave me alone?

Me: I'll deal with them!

Eddie: Who are you?

Me: A friend of Elena! *uses my magic wand to turn Eddie into a cheeseburger*

Eddie: *transformed to a cheeseburger*

Me: *turns everyone else into dead alligators*

Everyone Else: *transformed into dead alligators*

Elena: Dude, you rule! You're my hero! *blows me a kiss*

Me: Anything for a friend!

This story was written on Wednesday, May 3rd, 2023.

A/N Elena is a cool peep! Leave her alone, you monsters! 😡 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.