Kyle: I am going to New Jersey for the Memorial Day holiday!

Mary: Cool! Which part?

Kyle: Cranbury! Exit 8A off the NJ Turnpike! Near the Molly Pitcher Service Area!

Mary: Fascinating! Do us one favor!

Kyle: Sure!

Mary: Please do not say hot sauce in New Jersey!

Kyle: Can't make any promises, but I'll try not to say hot sauce, hot sauce, hot sauce, hot sauce!

Mary: Ugh!

Kyle: Hot sauce! Hot sauce! Hot sauce! Hot sauce!

WendyyWolfe: Kid, you better cut that out! *whacks Kyle with her cartoon mallet*

Kyle: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*

This story was written on Wednesday, May 24th, 2023.

A/N Kyle will be heading to the Garden State for Memorial Day, but he better not keep repeating hot sauce! 😏 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.