Kyle: Illinois, here I come!

Francis: Who said anything about you going to Illinois?

Kyle: I did! Going to see my silly girl cousins! Get some hot sauce! Hot sauce! Hot sauce!

Francis: Not this again!

Kyle: Hot sauce! Hot sauce! Hot sauce! Hot sauce!

WendyyWolfe: *whacks Kyle with the cartoon mallet* What in tarnation is wrong with this feller?

Kyle: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him and his tongue sticking out*

Francis: He said he was going to Illinois.

WendyyWolfe: Does he have family there?

Francis: No.

This story was written on Wednesday, May 24th, 2023.

A/N Kyle isn't going to Illinois! He never mentioned about that! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.