Brandon Didn't Order Any Pizza
Westlake Dr
Middletown, Connecticut
Brandon: *hears a knock on the door* Better see who it is. *opens the door*
Domino's Pizza Man: $12.99, please.
Brandon: I didn't order no pizza, sir.
Domino's Pizza Man: This is 871 Twizzler Blvd, right?
Brandon: No, this is Westlake Dr. And, that street doesn't exist!
Domino's Pizza Man: The Twizzler man is waiting for me!
Brandon: *whacks the pizza man with a cartoon mallet*
Domino's Pizza Man: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*
Brandon: *opens the pizza box* This is leftover pizza! Ugh! *closes the door*
This story was written on Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023.
A/N Brandon surely didn't order any pizza! 🤔 It was probably a mix up! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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