A/N: I'm doing another ship with Schneep since he's my fav septic ego, but this time it's Schneep x Jackaboy!

"Hey Henrik, I got your text. You need help with something?"

Jackaboy cautiously crept inside Schneep's house with fists raised, the hero bracing himself for any villain that may have been lurking in the shadows.

"Henrik?" Jackaboy called out, pausing in the hall to listen for a response from his counterpart.

Thanks to Jackaboy's super hearing, he could hear heavy breathing coming from the bathroom, the hero creeping towards the bathroom to investigate.

Laying on the floor covered in knife cuts was Jackaboy's friend Doctor Schneeplestien, the German's arm wrapped around his steadily bleeding abdomen as he shifted slightly against the wall he was propped against.

"Guten morgen Jackaboy." Schneep greeted Jackaboy wryly, the look in his blue eyes betraying his pain despite the smile on his face.

"No, no no no no!" Jackaboy shouted desperately as he fell to his knees by Schneep, carefully holding the German's head in his lap.

"How did Anti find you?" Jackaboy whispered remorsefully, tears gathering in his eyes as the hero tried to think of what to do.

"H-he followed me back from zhe hospital, he l-left me alive. Said he vanted you to vatch me die." Schneep muttered sourly, breathing in sharply as pain arched through his body.

"It'll be okay, we just need a positive mental attitude and we can-"

"Jackaboy I am dying, it is kind of hard to be positive." Schneep retorted, cutting Jackaboy off mid-sentence.

"I can be positive enough for the both of us. C'mon, I'll take you to the hospital." Jackaboy grunted, standing up with Schneep in his arms bridal style.

"I am a doctor, I know vhat is best...I'm bleeding out at an alarming rate, I vill not live long enough to make it to zhe hospital." Schneep interjected, his body trembling in the hero's arms.

"That's okay, I-I can save you!" Jackaboy stammered optimistically as he hastily carried Schneep to his bedroom, carefully laying the German down on the bed.

"Don't focus on the pain, just focus on staying alive." Jackaboy told Schneep in an uncharacteristically serious tone, the hero starting to leave to look for medical supplies before Schneep placed a hand on Jackaboy's arm to stop him.

"Please...don't go." Schneep pleaded softly, the German drawing in a shuddering breath as his eyes fluttered shut.

"I'll be back, just hang on." Jackaboy promised, striding off to Schneep's bathroom to look for bandages.

It didn't take long to find a first aid kit in the bathroom closet, Jackaboy returning to the bedroom to find Schneep lying deathly still.

"Don't die don't die don't die!" Jackaboy chanted frantically as he started to clean the wounds, remembering all of the times Schneep had taken care of Jackaboy just like the hero was now doing for the German.

"Please don't die Henrik...I love you." Jackaboy admitted as he bandaged all of the cuts the best he could, the hero pressing a kiss to Schneep's lips.

Jackaboy held the kiss for a few moments before breaking away, his blue eyes filled with tears as he held Schneep's limp hand in his.

"I'm so sorry Henrik, I've failed you." Jackaboy apologized grimly as he bowed his head, the hero's treats streaking down his cheeks to land on Schneep's hand.

"Did...did you mean it?"

Jackaboy looked up in shock to see Schneep's eyes cracked open, the German's expression lit up with hope.

"Every last word Henrik." Jackaboy breathed in relief, his lips crashing against Schneep's once again.

Schneep stiffened in surprise before relaxing into the kiss, his hand running through Jackaboy's hair while the hero gently brushed Schneep's hair out of his face.

"Thanks Jackaboy," Schneider murmured breathlessly once they broke off the kiss, his cheeks burning a light red hue in embarrassment.

"You are my hero."