Okay so there were three men wandering around in the desert. One was super skinny and smart, one was kinda chubby and decently smart, and the other was fat and dumb.

They were wandering for who knows how long. They were tired, hot, hungry, and thirsty.

Then, they came upon a lamp covered in the sand. All of them rushed over to it. The skinny one grabbed the lamp and rubbed it. In a cloud of smoke, a genie emerged from the lamp.

"Since there are three of you, you each get one wish," the genie said.

The skinny guy went first, "I want a big, fat, cooked turkey."

"Okay, food it is." The genie snapped his fingers and the turkey appeared before the man's eyes.

The chubby man went second, "I want a huge glass of lemonade."

"Drink, good choice." The genie snapped his fingers and an extra large glass of lemonade appeared in the man's hands.

"I want a car door." The fat man said.

"Why in the world would you want a car door?" The genie asked.

The man replied, "so in case it gets hot outside I can roll my window down."

I would just like to say that I am not making fun of fat people, this was purely a joke. So chill.