The one where Kerry is a knight, Jerry is the princess and gets kidnapped by barbarians. Lucifer and Lucifina are king and queen, but they absolutely hate each other.

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Jerry squeaked as he was thrown against the dirty floor. "Gross" he muttered and looked at the Barbarian, towering over him, his face was completely covered by shadows, making him menacing. His heart thumped as the Barbarian growled at him. "So uh... what's gonna happen to me?" He asked softly. The Barbarian chuffed and spoke, "We do, whatever we want with you" Jerry snorted softly. "Your kingdom owes us. We've taken you as a bargaining chip" Jerry scoffed, "How dare you! I am not some piece of clothing to be bargained with!!" He got up from the floor.

"And you ripped my dress when you snatched me!" He grabbed at his hair. "And you owe me for damaging my hair!" He felt the top of his head and gasped. "You even dropped my crown! You're just a big bully!" He stomped up towards the Barbarian, angry. "You do not treat royalty like this!!" Jerry shouted at him.

The Barbarian winced as he grabbed Jerry by the shoulders and pushed him away. "Jeez! Just stop!" He picked Jerry up and walked towards the end of the cave. Jerry blinked at him, looking at his now uncovered face. He had a nasty scowl on his face as he showed off his sharp teeth, his red hair highlighting his eyes as he put Jerry down on the floor. The Barbarian noticed his staring as he scoffed at him. "What now?!" He huffed.

He grinned as he finally took a good look at him. "Wow! You're actually.. kinda hot!" He looked him up and down with no shame, all the scars over his body and his lack of clothes. "What?!" The Barbarian commented. Jerry nodded as he started circling him, "You have a lot of scars" The Barbarian puffed out his chest in pride. "My battle scars! I've earned them in many countless battles!" Jerry cooed at him. "You're so cute! How old are you? What's your name? Are you single? How big are you? What-" The Barbarian covered his mouth, "You... ask to many questions..."

The Barbarian cleared his throat, "You are also the enemy. I did not throw you in here to do 'chit-chat'. This is a prison! You are our prisoner and-"

Just then another Barbarian, identical to the one in front of Jerry, entered the room.

"Maxmillian Wilde! You were suppose to be at your post 10 minutes ago! Where-" he stopped and looked at Jerry. "I see" he deadpanned at him. The Barbarian, known as Maxmillian, spluttered before reassuring the other red-headed Barbarian. "Alex! Wait! It's not what it looks like! You know I-" The Barbarian, now known as Alex, sighed.

Meanwhile Jerry was gushing on how there was now two huge manly Barbarian's in the Cave. "Wowie! This is truly my luckiest of days! Please tell me you both are single!" Max spluttered and blocked Jerry's view. "I was just following Father's orders! He told me to kidnap this..." he turned effectively to Jerry. "Princess" Jerry spoke happily as he bowed down, lifting up his ripped dress. "Ugh" Jerry groaned, death glaring Max. Max cleared his throat continuing, "Princess. It was part of the plan he had?" He finished off a bit comfused.

Alex slowly blinked before groaning, "I know? That's not what I was asking. You were only suppose to drop off the princess, make sure he was tied up and then go back to your post! Ugh! Wait till Father hears about this!" Max gasped and grabbed Alex's shoulders, "Brother, No!"

Jerry hummed softly, "My questions and demands still need to be answered~" He sang softly. Both Barbarians looked at him speaking simultaneously, "Not now!" Jerry sat down on the ground effectively, "I can wait" he replied, watching the duo bicker out.

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Kerry hopped off her horse towards the entrance of the cave. The forest was pretty difficult to find, especially being so far from the kingdom. If she remembered correctly, this was supposed to be a neighboring kingdom before... what, exactly? She remembers being a little girl, The King and Queen making a treaty to go towards this kingdom, but something happened... what was it? 'Hmmm... I think it had something to do with The Forest King?' She thought to herself, but she also thinks that there's something she's missing.

She shrugged, it didn't matter at the moment. What mattered is going into the cave and freeing the princess! She raised her fist and made sure her helmet was on tight. She clicked at her horse, Bart, and he snorted softly back before trotting off behind a tree. After making sure he was safe and away from the Cave, Kerry goes in. She made sure to snag a torch as she lights it on fire, the entire cave illuminating in light.

She waved it around as she walked through, making sure to make as little noise as possible. Her armor clanking softly together as she made her way through, only stopping when she heard noises. 'Oh no' she thought as she looked at the branching entrances. 'I have to trust my instincts and chose the right path' she bit her lip in thought as she stared at the three possible choices she could make. Left, Middle and right.

'Ugh! Middle path!' She shouted in her mind as she kept walking forward.

Kerry continued onward, thinking on what her next move would be when she finds the princess. 'Grab him and run. Use fighting as a last resort' she nodded towards herself. She didn't know why the barbarians kidnapped the princess, but she's a very reasonable knight.

The light from her torch fizzled, she felt like she's been walking forever. She stopped when she started to hear voices, Kerry slowly crept towards the voices. She found herself at a large door-like entrance as huge rock formations surrounded the area. Before she could step in, light illuminated further inside, the voices she heard earlier were growing closer. She snuffed out her torch before hiding behind one of the rock formations.

Two giant Barbarians stood at the entrance, both looking identical to the one another, the only difference was the scars. 'Oh no' Kerry thought to herself. 'These are Women Barbarians! I'm on the wrong side of the forest!!' She screamed at herself in her head for getting the two forests mixed up. 'I gotta get outta here!'

The one with the most scars sniffed the air, scanning the room as Kerry pressed herself closer to the rock. "Gross" The Barbarian muttered, "Remind me to hang up flowers" she smiled at her twin. The other Barbarian rolled her eyes before walking further down. "Let's go. Perimeter isn't gonna check itself"

Kerry sighed softly as she watched them slowly leave, she was safe for now. She just had to leave herself without getting noticed by them.

Before she could even get up, one of the Barbarians stopped. "Hey... look at this" she leaned over and picked up Kerry's snuffed torch. Kerry's entire body immediately shot up with panic, 'No, no, no, no' she thought. The Barbarian sniffed the torch before showing it to her twin, "Smells.. human" The other Barbarian grabbed it from her and snapped it in half. "Here? Now?" Low growling could be heard from the two of them.

Kerry made a small noise, making both the Barbarian's snap their heads towards the sound. 'The King and Queen were right!!' She screamed at herself before shooting up and running off further into the cave. Both Barbarian's let out a guttural noise before thumping after her.

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I think it'd be fun to have the women and men in different sections. Like Chris and Chrissy had a falling out, I'm blaming it on Lucifer and Lucifina, they wanted peace and of course they fell in love.

Lucifer and Lucifina being oblivious and greedy, they married each other to hold the most power in their kingdoms. Thus the whole, "kidnap the princess!" "They'll see how much they hurt us!" "That'll teach em!" Stuff that I'm planning on doing.