Lucifer: If I was married to you, I'd never be in the house.

Lucifina: *scoffs* If I was married to you, I would just pack my bags and leave.

Lucifer: *rolls eyes* If I was married to you, I would say I'm leaving to get milk and never come back.

Lucifina: *huffs* If I was married to you, I would kick you out and have multiple affairs with women.

Lucifer: I'd divorce your ass so fast-

Lucifina: I'd chop your dick off-

Lucifer: *pushes her* I would fuck Angie in your bed!

Lucifina: *points at Angela* Same thing dickbag!

Angelo: *nudges Angela* Ooh! A cat and dog fight?

Angela: Who's the cat and who's the dog?

Angelo: I dunno. Maybe Lucy is the cat and luci is the Dog?

Angela: Ahh, makes sense! *smiles*

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Chris: *watering his plants*

Lucifina: *sneaking behind him*

Chris: *humming happily*

Lucifina: *grabs him* Chris!

Chris: *squawks out and turns to her* Lucifina! Don't do that! I could've hurt you!

Lucifina: *hugs him tight, burying her face in his neck* Mm. I wouldn't have been hurt.

Chris: *huffs* That's not the point.

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Lucifina: Lucifer. I just wanna grab your boys and run! *makes grabby hands at Chris and Angelo*

Lucifer: You do that. I'm taking your girls. *points at Chrissy and Angela*

Angela: *jumping* Do it! Do it!

Chrissy: *chirps, shaking her head*

Angelo: *holds his hands out* Do it.

Chris: *chirps* What?!

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They're like siblings trying to one up each other