Raven: *holding Max by his collar* Why aren't we married?

Max: *squeaks* W-we are!

Raven: *growls* We should renew our vows again, then.

Max: A-again? Didn't we do that, l-last year?

Raven: Don't care. *pulls him close* I wanna demolish you.

Max: *shudders* J-Jerry-

Raven: *shushes him and pulls him into a kiss*

Max: *kisses back*

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Jerry: *peppering kisses all over Blue's face*

Blue: *giggles happily, nuzzling into him*

Jerry: I love you so much!!~

Blue: *smiles and pecks his lips* I love you so much too!

Jerry: Let's go on a date! *pecks his lips* I wanna go on a date!

Blue: *beams* Yeah! Let's go on a date!

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Raven: *kisses Max's cheek* You're annoying, why don't you call me anymore?

Max: *pouts* I like texting more!

Raven: *huffs* Don't care. Call me. *pulls him close*

Max: *pouts* Fine, can I go now? *squirms in his lap*

Raven: *hugs him tight* No. You have to get me off as punishment.

Max: *whines* Fiiiiiiiiiine.

Raven: Quit whining, or I won't give you a blowjob.

Max: *huffs*

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Raven's such a dick, but so is Max