Honey: *holding Honey Jr* Hey I'm-

Zane: *takes Honey Jr from him* Going to work? Great! Have fun.

Honey Jr: *giggles, holding onto Zane's shirt*

Honey: *raises an eyebrow* Going to the store. I don't work?

Zane: *pouts* It's my turn with my baby. *hugs him more*

Honey: *laughs a bit* Okay? You can always come with?

Zane: No! I wanna stay here with him and play. *pouts more*

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Damian: *helping Honey Jr, walk* How old is he now?

Honey Jr: *wobbly walks around them*

Zane: *swaying tail, watching them, lovingly* Almost 3!

Damian: *hums* Wasn't Ivy and Link born after Honey Jr?

Zane: *stops, deadpanning at him* Shush dear. I don't know what you're talking about.

Damian: *smirks at him* Let me guess. He was growing up to fast so you-

Zane: *hisses unhappily* Shut up or I kick you out.

Damian: *gasps and huffs* Mean!

Honey Jr: *baby hisses at Damian, giggling*

Damian: *gasps again* Not you too! *grabs him*

Zane: *purrs happily* My baby~

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I totally forgot Honey Jr is supposed to be like a pre-teen, but like... I'm just gonna say Zane did magic stuff because Honey Jr was growing up to fast for his liking and Honey just is kinda like "ok" and doesn't question it.

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Zorro: Woah, big brother! I didn't know you had a kid!

Zane: *squints at him* And I didn't know you got married.

Daisy: *cuddling into Honey Jr, smiling*

Honey Jr: *playing with her hair, giggling*

Zorro: *shrugs at him* We got eloped in vegas. She wanted out from her shitty family and I wanted to be a stripper. My lifelong dream.

Zane: *sighs, rubbing his face* I still can't believe you're straight.

Zorro: *winks happily at him* Believe it, baby!

Zane: Gross.

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