Max: *on the phone* you're a big dummy.

Raven: *tsks, chopping carrots* You can do better than that.

Max: *huffs* Jerry likes it. It makes him laugh.

Raven: Jerry likes everything about you. I'm not Jerry.

Max: *raises an eyebrow* You are, though.

Raven: My name is Jerry. Personality wise, I am not Jerry. Give me something to work with, babe.

Max: *groans* I don't wanna.

Raven: Bye then. *hangs up*

Max: *splutters, fumbling with his phone* That asshole! *re-dials his number*

Raven: *picks up* Stop calling me, desperate much? *smirks*

Max: *gasps* I only called back to tell you, you're an asshole!

Raven: Mm. Call me again in two hours. *hangs up*

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Max: You suck!

Raven: Try again.

Max: *huffs* I'm sorry... I love you.

Raven: I love you too, but that's not why you called.

Max: *whines* Stop being right!

Raven: *pulls out a cigarette* Stop dodging the reason you called.

Max: *groans, laying on his bed* I... am.. not!

Raven: *lights it up* You just wanna hear my voice, don't you!

Max: *sits up immediately* I do not!

Raven: *puffs on it* Sure. You want me to come visit you and fuck you again?

Max: *bites his lip* .. No.

Raven: Ha! *smiles* That's a yes for me. You should come to my house this time.

Max: I'm hanging up. *hangs up*

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Jerry: *patting Max's back* There, there.

Max: *whines, burying his entire body in the bedsheets*

Jerry: *nuzzles him* You want me to massage you? *kisses Max's forehead*

Max: ... okay. *pulls the blankets off*

Jerry: *pecks his lips* Okay.

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Raven makes him feel like a school girl having a crush on those celebrity idols.