I was re-reading old stories and I found the Among US AU

That shit was hilarious

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Jamey: *fixing the lights*

Max: *pops out from the vent*

Jamey: *jumps and quickly turns*

Max: *slashes him before hopping back into the vent*

Jamey: *pissed off* It was Max?! AGAIN?! *shouts in frustration*

John: *walks into the room and sees Jamey* Ah! Jamey!!

Faz: *walks in and gasps* John?!

John: *looks at Faz* Wa-

-Faz reported a dead body-

Felix: Okay so-

Faz: *points at John* JOHN KILLED JAMEY!! HE WAS STANDING OVER HIS DEAD BODY!

John: *shakes his head* No! NO! I would never hurt my best friend! I was going in there to see why no one fixed the lights! I found Jamey like that!

Max: *shakes his head* A likely story.

Jerry: *sighs* It sounds believable, but I haven't seen you at all!

Tyler: *hugs John* I-I believe him!

John: *beams* Thank you so much!!

Felix: *conflicted* Hm... well it was only one kill. So.. I don't think it should matter now.

Nat: I agree! Especially when the game just started!

Mike: Can someone help me do card swipe when this meeting ends?

Nat: *turns to him* Of course!

Faz: *squints at John* I've got my eyes on you.

Max: *smirks*

Jerry: *elbows him*

Max: *yelps and grabs his side, looking at him*

Jerry: *rolls his eyes*

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Jerry: *crawling through the vents*

John: *giving Tyler kisses* I'm so happy you vouched for me.

Tyler: I was with you the entire time, remember? *beams*

John: Oh right! *picks him up* I love you.

Tyler: *kisses him softly* I love you too!

John: *smiles, kissing him*

Jerry: *fake gags before seeing Max*

Max: *looking around the corner at them before smiling at Jerry*

Jerry: *grins demonically before shooting out of the vent*

John: *jumps back*

Tyler: *yelps, holding onto John*

Max: *laughs before snapping Tyler's neck*

John: *eyes widen* You-

Jerry: *stabs John through his chest* Haha!

Max: *high-fives Jerry* Double kill!!

Jerry: *giggles happily, hugging him* I love killing with you!!

John: What the fuck?!

Tyler: *whines* Aw man...

Jamey: *reading a magazine* Yo.

Felix: *whistling* You guys better not be making out without me!

John: Oh god. *rubs his eyes*

Tyler: *frowns* Oh no, poor Felix!

Jerry: *hears Felix* Shit, my kill is still on cooldown.

Max: Fuck, mine too. *pecks Jerry's lips* Lights out?

Jerry: *looks at him adoringly* Lights out. *pulls up his menu and cuts the lights*

Felix: *stops walking as he sees the lights slowly go out* Not again!

Max: *pulls Jerry into the vent with him*

Jerry: *giggles, kissing his cheek*

Felix: *hears noises and walks towards them* I hear giggling, you better not be- *gasps looking at the dead bodies*

-Felix reported the dead bodies-

Felix: *slams his hands on the table* WHO KILLED THEM?! WHO KILLED MY BABIES?!

Faz: Oh.. so John wasn't the killer. *feels guilty*

Felix: *turns his anger towards Faz* You! *points at him* You wanted John dead after you "thought" he killed Jamey! I think you're the imposter!!

Faz: *gasps* What?! No! Why would I kill Jamey?!

Jamey: *facepalms* Idiots.

John: Uh oh.

Tyler: *hiding behind John* This can't be good.

Felix: *growls unhappily, about to say something else*

Max: *holds his arm up towards Felix* Faz. Didn't you say you were keeping a close eye on John?

Faz: *sputters* Well yeah- but that doesn't mean I killed him!

Jerry: *tsks* But You wanted revenge for Jamey, right?

Faz: *starts twiddling his fingers* I-

Nat: Hmm. *looks at him, concerned* This isn't really working out with you Faz. It's three against one.

Mike: *rubs the back of his neck* Yeeeah, plus it's three dead. We have to vote someone off.

Faz: *tears up* I-I'm not the imposter t-though.

Felix: Hey! Don't guilt trip us! That could be another one of your tactics! *votes Faz out*

Max: Sorry, bro bro! *votes Faz out* Nothing personal.

Jerry: *votes Faz out*

Mike+Nat: *does the same*

Faz: You guys all SUC-

-Faz was voted out-

Faz: *crying into Jamey's shirt* I can't believe they thought I killed you!

Jamey: *rubbing his back comfortably* It's okay. You did nothing wrong, I blame Max's manipulation tactics.

John: He's too damn good.

Tyler: and with Jerry?! They're masterminds.

Faz: *wipes his face* Wait, Jerry's the other imposter?

Jamey: Yep, buckle in.

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Felix: *grabs Nat's hand* Listen, I don't trust Jerry. We have to stick together, alright? I'm pretty sure Faz was the imposter so I think Jerry might be the second one.

Nat: *nods determined* Yes, Sir!

Mike: What about Max?

Felix: *shrugs* If it's like last time, he'll kill Max pretty soon. If he does, that confirms my suspicions.

Nat: *beams* You're so smart Felix!

Felix: *flushes a bit embarrassed* Yeah well, it's all for Tyler and John.

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Jerry: *huffs looking for everyone*

Mike: *fixing the engine*

Jerry: *looks around before sneaking up on Mike*

-REACTOR CORE MELTDOWN-

Jerry+Mike: *jumps*

Mike: *looks at Jerry* Oh hey Jerry! C'mon! Let's go fix reactor!

Jerry: *gives him a thumbs up, acting nonchalant* Goddamn, Max!

Jamey: *laughing* The dumbass!

John: Let's just see where this goes, hm?

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Max: *running towards one of the buttons with Nat*

Nat: Let's go! Go go! *opens up the hatch*

Felix: *watching Them* Hurry up and put your handprint already!

Max: About that- *kills Nat*

Felix: *gasps* NO!!

-The Imposter's Win-

Faz: *stomps his feet* I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!

Jerry: HAHA!! *hugs Max* We won!! I killed Mike!!

Max: and I killed Nat!! *hugs back tight*

Jamey: I DEMAND YOU ALL GIVE FAZ AN APOLOGY!-

Mike: Ouch.

Nat: I trusted you!! *points at Max*

Max: *cackles* Big mistake!

Jamey: *smacks his head* I can't believe you got imposter... again!

Max: *chuckles* I'm just that good.

John: That was stressful.

Tyler: *nods* Very.

Felix: *grasping the wall dramatically* I failed you all.

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Betrayal and heartbreak!!